Random Nonsense Thread

UrbanMysticDee
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““Science®”” Article (which you have to ““believe”” in, which is totally not a contradiction, because we all know ““Science®”” is not about hypotheses and evidence and questioning everything, it’s about accepting dogma. Remember Faucist said:
 
Attacks on me, quite frankly, are attacks on Science®.
-Anthony Faucist
 
Where was I going with this?
 
Oh yeah, there was a ““Science®”” article that said “Apple cores and banana peels left in the woods can take up to 2 years to biodegrade, so it’s best to throw them in the trash where they’ll be buried in a landfill under layers of impermeable clay and plastic and survive forever.”
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UrbanMysticDee
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I want to include notes in the book because there’s so much arcane stuff that most people won’t get it. It’s a very academic work of fiction.
 
Most people don’t know anything about ancient Greek culture, or Greek drama, so trying to revive an art form that’s been dead for over a thousand years will seem as alien to most people as modern culture is alien to me.
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@UrbanMysticDee  
Two words of advice: have really simple explanations, even child level, and build up from there. Though don’t underestimate the desire for some to power through it anyway. You’d be surprised what can be graphed even with people without the background. I am speaking as experience as someone who got ahold of any books I could get and starting reading some college level books and dense PDFs as a young teen; may have not made me that much smarter but I was able to follow along after some googling of terms I did not understand!
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Garfield: I gotta have a good meal! eats the cheese pizzas
 
John: GAAAAAAAAAARFIIIIIIIIIIELD!
 
Garfield: I hate alarm clocks
 
John: Garfield you lazy cat.
 
Garfield: I’m not a lazy cat.
 
John: Then why are you still a house cat?
 
Garfield: What are you doing home from work so early?
 
John: Well, we’re going to the vet to have a kitten delivered to us.
 
Garfield: What is the difference between delivering a kitten and delivering a binky?
 
JACK: Look Mr. Dinkin, I’m telling you… I’m not a bad person. I don’t wanna hurt anybody. I love people.
 
DINKIN: Don’t you love yourself?
 
JACK: I know. But I can’t bring myself to do it.
 
DINKIN: Well, you have a lot of time on your hands.
 
JACK: I guess I do. My cat is the only person I talk to.
 
DINKIN: So you’re depressed. You should go to the doctor and get some antidepressants.
UrbanMysticDee
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That’s 91 words of advice 😉
 
I’m making the notes a separate section at the end of the book so it shouldn’t distract from people who want to read through the book like normies instead of doing it like me and taking notes and looking stuff up and spending several weeks on a single book.
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I… I see… You know, you start doing massage to pay the bills and you tell yourself, “Just a few more years of this, Johnny.” And one day you look up and you’re 40. You’re 40, Hank!
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