Holy crap, Chris-chan... [NSFW]

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New sighting at a commercial area, this time Chris was accompanied by 2 disabled women.
Still dressing like an idiot, by the way.
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Are those pads, or are his manboobs still big enough to pass the glance test? I thought he lost a ton of weight in jail? How does he still have those? I know he’s still a pudge, but he used to be much fatter.
His chest should have disappeared before his gut shrank that much.
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@ANoobis
Looks like after being released from jail Chris immediately went back to his junk food addiction and got back all the weight he shed during his custody time.
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I know people, online, often say certain content can have a detrimental effect on one’s mental health, but honestly, Chris-Chan content actually can.
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@Officer Hotpants
Hard to believe that even after all the horrible things Chris has done and all the consequences he had to face for that, he still claims to be a nice, cute and innocent person who did nothing bad.
Not even losing his home, all of his prized personal belongings and ending up living in a tard home was enough to make him accept he was horribly wrong all along.
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@Officer Hotpants
It’s as if Chris had never been belted every time he did something horrible or something.
A healthy dose of leather syrup every time the situation called for it would have prevented Chris from turning into what he is. Hell, lots of people wouldn’t have become the crazy husks they are now if they had been belted whenever it called for it instead of been cuddled and enabled for life.
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Chris recently shared this pic where he’s visiting a gay bar.
Nobody can understand how he could have expcted to hook with some women in there.
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@UrbanMysticDee
Here he’s tipping a small bill to try to hit on a “girl” (actually a drag queen)
Only Chris would be stupid enough to go to a male gay bar and hope to find young, gorgeous, open minded and sexually active girls in there.
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Chris has never been gay and never will, he’s just a cretin who thinks that since he sucks as being a manly man, he would be more lucky among women if he claims to be a man in touch with hus femenine side, aka a “Tomgirl” and so he could attract hot lesbian women wanting to have totally lesbian sex by fucking his totally gay penis or whatever.
He never wanted to have gay sex with men, neither as an active or a passive gay, he’s just a stubborn moron who added a ton of extra steps to fish for sex and that’s something that is never going to happen anyway.
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