Holy crap, Chris-chan... [NSFW]

Anonymous #8491
Well this is one of his pic of his last wearing his stupid medallion, before his hair color change
That girl behind of that fatty feel like he smell like a stinkbomb
His new 5th car that he brought from tugboat govement social security check
His new car in front mode that looks like he driving the mid 2000’s Chevolet Aveo (Looks like a a car that he brought from pothead owner)
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Anonymous #8491
New update from CWCki
Unspecified parking lot
On the 19th, Chris was sighted with Son-Chu in a currently undisclosed parking lot near Bedford[32] by Reddit user battychaosgoblin and boyfriend. Chris briefly remarked on an Eric Cartman plush they had with them.[33] battychaosgoblin described Chris as being “very quick and fleeting” and “skiddish”,[34][35] and described the interaction as the following:
He even spoke to us, a half witted Eric Cartman joke regarding our little Cartman plush we fought to get out of a claw machine.
Couldn’t even snap a picture before he scampered off into the wilderness so we scoped out his car for photo evidence 💀
Front view of Son-Chu.
The joke was apparently a poor impersonation of the Respect My Authority! scene from South Park.[36]
When asked if Chris was with “his new gf” (referring to the woman from the Food Lion and Sheetz sightings, which some have speculated to be a sweetheart), battychaosgoblin provided the following response:[37]
No, however I think he went into this undisclosed video game store with her and another individual as stated by someone we know who works there
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Color Anon
Boot badge - It's Bootiful
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
U Lil Shid - Hi, Im a lil shid.
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Distant banjo noise
@Anonymous #8491
Despite of what trolls and whiteknights have desperately been saying about how the girl was kissing Chris back and stuff, the direct witnesses were very clear about how he woman being kissed and fondled by Chris looked VERY uncomfortable and definitely NOT enjoying what Chris was doing to her.
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Anonymous #17A3
Honestly, I think it’s possible that she’s hanging out with Chris, and was fine with the fondling stuff. Whether his sweetheart actually is romantically attracted is a different story. Is there an estimate for her age?
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Color Anon
Boot badge - It's Bootiful
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
U Lil Shid - Hi, Im a lil shid.
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Distant banjo noise

Some weens decided to investigate and found out that Chris’ “gfirlfriend” is just a random Food Lion worker who made the mistake of giving some time and attention to Chris and now the moron thinks she’s his girlfriend.
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Anonymous #C413
Any new news for that blue grandma hair? I heard the Smokeymmc has a new video of Chris Chan.
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Color Anon
Boot badge - It's Bootiful
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
U Lil Shid - Hi, Im a lil shid.
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Distant banjo noise
@Anonymous #C413
According to Kiwifarms, the people who has spotted Chris in public claim he doesn’t smell bad anymore, looks decently clean and while he still does his usual childish things, he isn’t behaving like a tard in public anymore.
This suggests that the group home where he currently resides has done the one and only thing that actually works to keep tards from causing trouble: the group home allowed Chris to use the internet to read and watch stuff, but has completely forbidden him from using it to talk to other people or opine about anything.
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Anonymous #C413
@Color Anon
Yeah that the group home owner to teach that retard manchild who’s the boss now, so long Chris Chan you little doucebang.
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