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5. The simple act of wearing a fursuit in the first place would draw attention because few attendees actually did that, which is very counterproductive if your goal is to enter a convention unnoticed. Many pictures would be taken and people would be more likely to approach and try to talk to you than if you were just a normal person. This creates a paradox where the only way for him to not get instantly recognized is to do something which is guaranteed to draw attention, increasing the already high chances that he will be recognized.

1. A competent convention staff would probably want to know the identities of all fursuiters, and the small numbers at the con I went to made it possible to police them. But let’s assume for the sake of this argument that the staff of some hypothetical convention fail to do this…
2. Chris still has very recognizable mannerisms, posture, behaviors, and an inability to convincingly voice-act. If he talks too much or tries to grab women, he would instantly out himself (And if he smells bad enough, he would probably just get ordered to leave until he takes a shower, even if he isn’t recognized)
3. [I don’t own one so take this with a grain of salt] Fursuits cost a lot of money, especially quality ones. A full suit would be needed to properly disguise him, not just an head. Even if we assume weens funded the purchase of a high quality fursuit, it might fall apart quickly due to a lack of maintenance. If he insists on making the fursuit one of his OCs it would raise suspicions. And fursuits are very uncomfortable to wear for long periods of time, and even the most experienced fursuiters take frequent breaks to breathe and cool down. Trying to conceal your identity would force you to repeatedly run to the bathroom or leave the convention center entirely, thus causing frequent interruptions to the convention experience.
4. The hotel’s management has ultimate authority over the property. I have seen other lolcows get kicked out of hotels because weens who found out they were there harassed the front desk until they were evicted. If weens suspect he is on the property, they might swing into action to get him kicked out. Also, although having a hotel room on site could help with the last sentence in #3, this is outweighed by the presence of convention attendees going back and forth throughout the property at all hours of the day vastly increasing the chances of getting caught since the only places you could really hide would be a hotel room or a bathroom stall.

Chris has been banned from every convention that has heard about him

Chris could easily sneak into whatever place has banned him if he could just try to stay quiet and lay low

And that’s why the BABScon will ended in 2025 next year due to that idiot Chris Chan always ruin every fandom for his idiotic.