Holy crap, Chris-chan... [NSFW]

Anonymous #B5A6
Hey do you know that Chris Chan is now at Helsinki, Finland with his girlfriend Flutter’s hometown
I thought he been banned for leaving the country for sex offender case
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@Color Anon
As you know the European Union are racist on not just immigrants but also Americans for defectors since over 100 years ago
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@Anonymous #AD13
Well he’s born in 80s and that Virginia laws are very bad for not to reserch his history background since George Floyd incident that changes the rules
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I thought he been banned for leaving the country for sex offender case
Technically, he was never convicted so as far as governments are concerned it didn’t happen.
He’s not on probation or parole, so the US government can’t stop him from leaving.
He isn’t considered a felon, so the Finnish government didn’t stop him from entering.
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@ANoobis
He promised for collecting all money for his old house mortgage twice or triple but… Chris being Chris…. He is a addicted with spending for his junkies.
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A few possibilities:
  1. Credit Card Debt
  2. Flutter paid for it
  3. Social Security Administration paid for it
  4. Caden and/or the rest of the Praetors were feeling generous
  5. Maybe he actually saved up for it?
Anonymous #B5A6
Well when I read of his history of traveling to Finland is during in April 2024 and 26 of September 2024 to now that he travel twice in this year… Not bad for his Social Security check hogger for going to an expensive trip to Europe.
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What are the chances Chris gets really into the Moomins during this Finland trip? I don’t want to see that happen. They’re a cultural icon in a way that the rest of his obsessions aren’t.
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@Anonymous #B5A6
Chris was convinced to leave his home country to travel to a foreign place where he can’t even speak the local language, and now his survival is entirely on his current handler’s hands. Nothing stops them from simply abandoning him to his luck if he refuses to obey to whatever he’s ordered to do or say, and Chris himself has no way possible to return to the US on his own.
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Supposedly he went to Finland back in April and returned without any issues.
I really doubt that Flutter has any malicious designs.
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See this is why I’d just rather not think about Chris-chan anymore.
It all started going too far over a decade ago, and everyone still involved in the story at this point is in a race-to-the-bottom of human depravity. Every time I think this story couldn’t get worse, either Chris or someone around him finds a new nadir to stoop into and make me question whether humanity even deserves God’s forgiveness. XP
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