Holy crap, Chris-chan... [NSFW]

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he’s basically homeless unless the state arranges him to spend the rest of his life on a group home.
He’s probably in a group home already. He was released from jail back in March and nobody’s reported seeing him living on the street yet. Where has he been living for the past five months, and who keeps giving him money to shop at Walmart?
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It seems like he’s won. The dismissal of his case is due to him being granted an autism deferral. That means he’s never going to be ruled guilty, and so won’t go on the sex offender registry. Since he’s officially not competent to stand trial, he’s also not competent to live on his own, so he’s going to be institutionalized for life. There’s a possibility that he’s still receiving the tugboat, in which case most of it will be going to pay the home he’s in. If not, he’s just being put up by the government. Either way, homes still dole out some spending money, and he clearly has enough to get a Switch, a Playstation, and to fund a magic card habit. He’s got Internet access, and a place that takes care of him and provides food. He’ll never be homeless, and he’ll never see prison.
As long as Chris doesn’t commit any more crimes, he’s achieved the best outcome he could feasibly have hoped for.
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“As long as Chris doesn’t commit any more crimes”
Chris’ time in jail, his stay at a mental institution and the medication he was forced to take did absolutely nothing to make him stop behaving like an idiotic manchild and reflect on his actions, so basically give him some time and he will screw up and get himself in even deeper trouble all over again. Plus, he spent 2 years behind bars and got a permanent reputation of being a thief and a geriatric molester that will haunt him for the rest of his life so he didn’t walk away untouched as everyone says.
Yes, he won the case and once again dodged punishment, but at the cost of admiting he can’t qualify as a genuine human being and that too will come back to bite him in the ass once he figures out that “too autistic to stand trial and face things he doesn’t want” also means “too autistic to be trusted to do the things he wants”.
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The day the incest scandal blew up, Chris was forced to leave his house but not before he stole $750 from his mom’s bank account to transfer it to his own. He spent it all on less than 2 days.
That was also part of the reason why he was jailed for 2 years.
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For the same reason a toddler can’t understand how to play a videogame or use a phone but always will find a way to delete your saved data or lock the phone, I suppose.
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There’s a possibility that he’s still receiving the tugboat
Since he was never convicted of a crime, his tugboat was never taken away to begin with. He’s been receiving it the whole time.
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Chris’s car is back in his old house, hinting that Chris himself was allowed to go back.
This definitely cannot be a good thing.
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