Holy crap, Chris-chan... [NSFW]

@Officer Hotpants
If I remember it correctly, his mom destroyed it years ago and asked him to stop doing that because it was dumb.
Chris just made another paper heart and kept throwing it at random women until he got banned from almost every mall. THEN he stopped, not because he wanted, but because he ran out of places to fish for a girlfriend.

Chris’ next hearing is next week. If his case gets (yet) another continuance he will be okay, but if the judge declares him a sex offender Chris will be homeless, as no group homes can accept sex offenders under their roof for obvious safety reasons and so, Chris will be kicked out.
Also, according to Kiwifarms, Chris’ long radio silence was the final desperate effort of his lawyer, who basically arranged things to cut out Chris from the internet to prevent him from saying things that could get him in more trouble and make his lawyer’s case 1000 times more difficult to handle.

@Color Anon
Is it just a hearing, or is it the trial? If it’s a just a hearing, can the judge declare him a sex offender, with no trial to establish guilt?

@ANoobis
As far I know, it’s just another court hearing, because even after 2 years the legal system still has no idea about what to do with Chris, especially when it’s noted that being behind bars for over a year did absolutely nothing to get him to understand that what he did was wrong.

@ANoobis
The judge can’t declare anything if the prosecution doesn’t levy a charge.
If he hasn’t been charged with a sex offense already, he probably won’t be.
The DA’s office is probably just as tired of this case as the public defender is.

Is there any word following yesterday’s hearing? The result says “Resolved Order Pending”.

@ANoobis
It means that Chris is basically free and innocent of the rape/incest charges until the case is closed for good.
This doesn’t mean he got away with it, because his case isn’t over yet, so the final result may or may not change, depending of if there’s any judge still willing to handle the hot potato that’s Chris’s case or if they just want to get rid of him for good.

get rid of him for good.

Does that mean execute?

@UrbanMysticDee
I’d like to propose death by wood chipper.

According to KF, Chris is back on the net, so it’s only a matter of time until he opens his mouth and screws himself back into jail or something.

@Color Anon
Or Barb.

@Officer Hotpants
Looks like that’s going to happen, as Chris is soon going to be discharged from the group home he’s currently living in, and one way or another he’s going to try to force his way back into his old home no matter if his mom and relatives do not want him back there.

Does the system no longer have an obligation to place him, since he wasn’t convicted? They can really just wash their hands of him and dump him on a curb?

@ANoobis
The system seems to have no idea about what to do with Chris.
If Chris is deemed to be too stupid to live on his own it means he’s also too retarded to face a trial for the incest case, as law says you cannot put a guy on trial if he’s too disabled to understand WHY he’s facing the judge.
If Chris is deemed to be sane enough to stand trial, it also means he’s sane enough to live on his own, so he cannot reside in a grupal home anymore.

Chris seems to be standing on that thin line where you cannot tell how much is he faking it and how retarded he really is.

@Color Anon
And not even a psychology expert can determine that? I always knew Chris was a mystery beyond scientific explanation.

@Humble Oriathan
Chris is a chronical liar and often admited he likes to lie during evaluations to pretend he doesn’t know any better.
During his college days he often pretended to talk with Sonichu whenever his teachers and dean scolded him for the dumb and creepy things he did, so he could pretend to be crazy and skip responsability. Basically, Chris is smart and malicious enough to deliberately keep a blurry line between his autism and lucidity so he could keep playing the tard card whenever it suits him.

At this point the only thing that could work to get a reaction from him is a sound beating followed by more and more beatings.

@Color Anon
So you’re saying we need to find a bigger retard than Chris to pound him?

@Amagan
He has a whole ecosystem of weens that fit the bill.

Chris’ case has been dismissed.

@Officer Hotpants
Damn. This is definitely the worst timeline ever.
(Edit)
Well, I took a better look at this and looks like the reason why Chris’s case was dismissed wasn’t because Chris was declared as innocent of all charges but because he was declared to be too retarded and insane to qualify for a trial.

What does this mean? Is he a ward of the state indefinitely? Is he cut loose?

@Officer Hotpants
I’m glad Mr. Heilberg can finally get a rest.

@Officer Hotpants
He did it. He actually did it. He dodged prison with his tranny and mental illness card. I wonder what he’ll do now that he’s homeless, though.

@Humble Oriathan
If he’s not a ward of the state then it’s open season on him. He’d best hide in the sewers with the rest of the vermin.

@Amagan
He isn’t allowed to go back to his old house and his family wants absolutely nothing to do with him, so he’s basically homeless unless the state arranges him to spend the rest of his life on a group home.
So basically he won his fight against the legal system, but at the cost of permanently losing his condition of being legally recognized as a human being.