Disney Sucks
Twiface
Princess of Kirinposting
@ANoobis
Even after siphoning off Strange World’s marketing budget it still underperformed.
@Dex Stewart
It’s on track to make $450 million or less in its opening weekend.
Even after siphoning off Strange World’s marketing budget it still underperformed.
@Dex Stewart
It’s on track to make $450 million or less in its opening weekend.
ponypony221
Excessively based homo
@Twiface
That’s not too bad even if it really needs to make 2 billion on its own. Besides, all the numbers Hollyjew gives us have been massaged to say exactly what they want them to say.
That’s not too bad even if it really needs to make 2 billion on its own. Besides, all the numbers Hollyjew gives us have been massaged to say exactly what they want them to say.
ANoobis
Ghibelline Omnipotens
Avatar 2 has been a huge blunder for Disney, and it didn’t need to be. It’s expected to pass Wakanda Forever’s total box office take in only its second weekend, probably landing somewhere between $850 and $900 million globally. If they hadn’t projected so hard that they need over two billion to not be a flop, these numbers would be seen as a triumph. Instead, Disney’s stock is down almost 44% ytd, and the narrative is that this movie is a historic failure.
Dex Stewart
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
@ANoobis
James Cameron failed to learn from Titanic, the bigger the ship, the bigger the potential disaster.
James Cameron failed to learn from Titanic, the bigger the ship, the bigger the potential disaster.
ANoobis
Ghibelline Omnipotens
@Dex Stewart
Even if it was bad behind the scenes, he didn’t have to say it. If Avatar 2 makes $1.8b, no one would ever suspect that that could be a financial disaster, if not for him.
In fact, I don’t fully believe it. If this is in any way accurate, Disney’s currently about a billion dollars deep all the way to movie 5. And Avatar 3 is already in the can. That’s only as much as Amazon blew on one season of Rings of Power, and they have two completed movies to show for it. They appear to be amortizing the pre-production costs of future projects across the earlier ones, if not just outright dumping them all on this movie.
Even if it was bad behind the scenes, he didn’t have to say it. If Avatar 2 makes $1.8b, no one would ever suspect that that could be a financial disaster, if not for him.
In fact, I don’t fully believe it. If this is in any way accurate, Disney’s currently about a billion dollars deep all the way to movie 5. And Avatar 3 is already in the can. That’s only as much as Amazon blew on one season of Rings of Power, and they have two completed movies to show for it. They appear to be amortizing the pre-production costs of future projects across the earlier ones, if not just outright dumping them all on this movie.
ANoobis
Ghibelline Omnipotens
Disney lost $123 billion in market value in 2022. That’s over a fifth of the $542 billion in value that Hollywood as a whole lost.
Twiface
Princess of Kirinposting
Avatar 2 is actually doing okay right now. It’s reached $1.4 billion already and it looks like 4 and 5 will be greenlit.
ANoobis
Ghibelline Omnipotens
@Twiface
He clarified a while back that it would break even at around $1.5 billion, which is much closer to what I thought it should be. I just hope he tries a bit harder for the final two movies. Based on what little is known, Avatar 3 seems to be shaping up to be the first movie for a third time.
He clarified a while back that it would break even at around $1.5 billion, which is much closer to what I thought it should be. I just hope he tries a bit harder for the final two movies. Based on what little is known, Avatar 3 seems to be shaping up to be the first movie for a third time.
ANoobis
Ghibelline Omnipotens
@ponypony221
Serengeti. He’ll be joining the space Zulus who live at the foot of space Kilimanjaro in the next one.
Serengeti. He’ll be joining the space Zulus who live at the foot of space Kilimanjaro in the next one.
Dex Stewart
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
Disney is aware of how crap their live action remakes look, so the tie-in books for Little Mermaid feature some pretty cool artwork.
Really hoping the crab and fish aren’t supposed to be Sebastian and Flounder.
I also notice they’re still keeping Ursula a secret.
Really hoping the crab and fish aren’t supposed to be Sebastian and Flounder.
I also notice they’re still keeping Ursula a secret.
Amagan
@Dex Stewart
First one, kinda bland and not very rememberable.
Second one, probably the best of the bunch in terms of visual appeal.
Third one, too much sass.
Fourth one, she’s got a touch to her features that feels like she could be a henchmen for Ursula and be very damn good at it. She’s almost got a Tempest Shadow vibe going on, if Tempest were more focused on espionage and sneaking about.
First one, kinda bland and not very rememberable.
Second one, probably the best of the bunch in terms of visual appeal.
Third one, too much sass.
Fourth one, she’s got a touch to her features that feels like she could be a henchmen for Ursula and be very damn good at it. She’s almost got a Tempest Shadow vibe going on, if Tempest were more focused on espionage and sneaking about.
Dex Stewart
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
@Amagan
Bland and unmemorable is pretty spot on for most Disney remakes, so maybe that’s what the artist was going for.
Bland and unmemorable is pretty spot on for most Disney remakes, so maybe that’s what the artist was going for.
Adán Druego
An Ariel, who’s a black, isn’t so bad. Now, if it were an Ariel, who was a bloke…
Disney: Hold my overpriced beer, I’m about to ruin all the shareholders’ interests.
Disney: Hold my overpriced beer, I’m about to ruin all the shareholders’ interests.
FeatherTrap
Knight of Boops
@Dex Stewart
That’s because Femboys > Women.
Cope and seethe. ^ ^
EDIT: Also that’s not really “Dudification”, I think the term “twink” applies far more then “dude” here.
That’s because Femboys > Women.
Cope and seethe. ^ ^
EDIT: Also that’s not really “Dudification”, I think the term “twink” applies far more then “dude” here.
Dex Stewart
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
@FeatherTrap
I call Everyone dude. Everyone is dude. You? Dude. Your mom? Also dude. My cat? Furry Dude.
But to get to the real point, femboy twink Ariel is adorbs and we must protecc.
I call Everyone dude. Everyone is dude. You? Dude. Your mom? Also dude. My cat? Furry Dude.
But to get to the real point, femboy twink Ariel is adorbs and we must protecc.
Twiface
Princess of Kirinposting
@FeatherTrap
Somebody needs to rewrite ‘Reindeer are Better than People’ so the lyrics say ‘Femboys are Better than Women.’
Somebody needs to rewrite ‘Reindeer are Better than People’ so the lyrics say ‘Femboys are Better than Women.’