Disney Sucks

I loved Disney as a kid. Now it is trash. Not even proper Jewish propaganda, just recycled cash-grab trash pandering to dumb leftists because they’re the only ones stupid enough to patronize them. Walt is rolling in his grave, he hated exactly the people who have ruined his company.
 
They have taken to vandalizing everything. Pirates of the Caribbean, Maelstrom (not for political reasons), Splash Mountain, now they’re vandalizing Jungle Cruise. Not to even start on the movies they disappeared.
 
This is the best argument against corporate ownership of cultural assets.

I don’t like Disney the company,but I still have a love for their properties…which they are doing their best to sweep under the rug or run into the ground.  
Some of the new Star Wars shows look cool.

@Dex Stewart  
Their properties almost all date to before they became what they are today. That’s why they’re good and why the new uses of them are bad.
 
About Star Wars, no matter how good it may seem, they’ll ruin it. That is modern Disney.

They already botched the sequel trilogy. And for some reason,they insist on heavily promoting a series of lame books.  
A girl hangs off a cliff with a lightsaber.

Found it

@Dex Stewart  
How… is that supposed to be possible.
 
Did they watch even ONE OF THE MOVIES?

@TwilightShitlord  
Some people have figured out some obscure lore that explains this,sorta,but I’m guessing the artist didn’t know Star Wars,or the writer wasn’t thinking. Probably both. Don’t mention this on DeviantArt,people will spam your comments.

An actual Disney Star Wars book that got published.
 

@ANoobis  
…well I’ve now learned more about the writing staff then I wanted to know.

@Dex Stewart  
Pretty sure the Jedi already did a perfectly good job hanging onto cliff faces in The Clone Wars with their bare hands.

@ANoobis  
What? You didn’t appreciate MUH DEEP THEMES of the fart scene?
 
MUH THEMES in Disney Wars are just TOO DEEP for everyone >.<

@FeatherTrap  
That book reminded me of the Doctor Who fanfic where he meets Elon Musk and needs to shit really bad.  
Except this was apparently something published.

@Dex Stewart  
Well, thankfully this shit is now being de-canonised so it basically is published fanfiction at this point.
 
Too little, too late, of course. But it’s nice to know that this is officially recognised by Disney themselves as not fucking canon anymore.

@FeatherTrap  
I heard they’re gonna remake the sequel trilogy as a Disney+ series.

@Dex Stewart  
Of course they are, why did anyone expect anything different from The Rat at this point? >.<
 
No more annual Disneyland pass, fill the void with a Disney+ account, paypiggies!

@FeatherTrap  
Disneyland?
 
GET OUT OF CALIFORNIA WHILE YOU CAN!
 
 
The only thing worth seeing on Disney+ is the Mulan credits.

@TwilightShitlord  
I don’t live in California. Context

@FeatherTrap  
Oh good. I was worried for you for a moment there.

@TwilightShitlord  
No you weren’t, don’t lie to me.

@FeatherTrap  
You got me, I’m a heartless bastard. :(

Promoting Cultural appropriation.  
 
Also I think the lost boys predate Robin Hood,so they created furries.

@Dex Stewart  
Hasn’t that movie been edited to remove that bit?
 
Furries have been around since at least the Proto-Indo-Europeans they had ritual horse sex.

@TwilightShitlord  
…fuck,really?  
I was just joking. I liked the injuns.

@Dex Stewart  
I looked it up and they haven’t removed it yet. I anticipate they will. Remember this is the company that memory holed the first movie to star a black actor because Karen thought it was about slavery.

@TwilightShitlord  
They haven’t removed it, but they did hide it, Dumbo and The Aristocats behind age ratings.