Derpibooru Post Traumatic Stress Disorder Relief Thread

@Officer Hotpants  
Christ, they rangebanned half of France just to get rid of one guy?  
How they still can think of themselves as good people after all the malicious and completely deranged things they do over and over again out of hatred and their idiotic grudges?
 
All of this, coming from the staff from a site about pastel colored ponies who talk about friendship.

Threads on /mlp/ about the Derpi fuck ups were deleted, sad!

@Anonymous #5F71  
I also check that in /mlp/, also they’re commenting that french ppl are getting moonbanned as well because of that patachu’s controversy.  
Derpi is getting dumber by the minute and they’re just wanting to get more ridiculed and exposed by 4chan…

@machacapigeon  
Well, the chatlog had some comments about Derpibooru’s staff bragging about how they had people inside /mlp/ so either they were talking about janitors working for them or just their usual bootlickers spamming reports to get rid of comments that make them look bad.

Desuarchive always keeps a real time copy of /mlp/ threads, so no posts or caps can really be deleted for real.  
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/36602621/  
That’s the thread they tried to yeet out of everyone’s sight.

@Anonymous #5F71  
Easy: they just define “acting on hateful, idiotic grudge” as “good thing” and “getting repulsed by someone acting on hateful, idiotic grudge” as “bad thing”.
 
@Anonymous #5F71  
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/36602498 was deleted too.

@Barhandar  
Sounds like they’ve got a pet janny.

@Officer Hotpants  
Or jannies finally woke up about the “no drama/discussion about fandom people” rule.

@Barhandar  

 
“We banned a whole country and yes, because there’s good reasons for it!”  
Geez, do these mentally ill creatures ever read themselves? Even it looks kinda discrimatory, but well, we know some of them actually hates some people by race while screaming “white supremacists!” at us.
 
@Sapphie  
It reaminds me of this derpitard  

 
So fucking kek

@Anonymous #B19F  
Oh yeah, the obvious twittermite. I’m still surprised that thread didn’t get the red sea treatment after shitting on fur and mane and talking about the non-staff approved alts.

@Anonymous #428A  
Because there wasn’t just one bgp there. There were more actual users and thus they couldn’t get rid of it that easily.

@Anonymous #B19F  
There were plenty of actual users in the TSP/Meow problem threads too, and all other deleted ones.
 
@Anonymous #B19F  
Obligatory  
>this pony is white, and has blonde mane, and kinda blue eyes, which means SHE MUST BE A NAZI  
>equating a whole phenotype of “aryan” with “nazi”  
>THATS KINDA RACIST

@Barhandar  

@Anonymous #7590  
Derpi is now racist against the French. Ok then.

@Havoc  
In fairness, who isn’t? Dirty cheese-sniffing long-breaded heathens.

@Havoc  
Cheese-eating surrender monkeys clearly aren’t people :^)

@Barhandar  
Wow. What an incredibly retarded rule.

@machacapigeon  
And getting deleted very quickly. Full damage control is in effect.

Honestly, the moral to take out of this is: when derpi staff is faced with claims they can easily disprove (“I haven’t been contacted about Luftkrieg”), mixed with claims that are unprovable (“I have sent messages to the staff, they’ve been ignored”, you can’t prove nonexistence), and an opportunity to admit that they have, in fact, fucked up (the collab tag was not removed from Luftkrieg pic, and there’s neither comments nor posts mentioning her to be unsuitable before the collab was posted), they’ll refuse responsibility and choose the option that reflects on them in the worst possible way (deleting the post with mismatched reason and then ignoring it).
 
@Anonymous #F1CA  
>trying to remake a deleted thread while jannies are awake  
Go to mlpol or mlpg.co instead.

@Officer Hotpants  
Like many rules, it probably made more sense back when there was much more activity.

Yeah, I know I should be I’m going to anyway.
 
We need art and fanfics describing an event similar to the “Storming of the Capital” but a derpibooru version.  
Ponybooru Users storming the derpibooru with a certain DerpyWhooves being pinned against a doorway and the other staff members cowering in the uh… discord or forum. Maybe some in the crowd shouting “T.S.P.! GET T.S.P.!” and pick some mod or staff member who is barely ever active on the site within an office down the street hiding in a restroom with a “BANG! BANG! BANG!” sound effect on the door leading into his/her office/user profile.
 
Ya’know just for fun, the kids and whatnot.
 
Derpibooru: Wez be gettin targeteted n shiieet!  

@Adan Druego  
>to shoot someone  
It’s an antimateriel rifle, kinda suspicious that their assumption is immediately that she’s going to shoot someONE instead of someTHING, like the servers or the coolant units, especially since the rifle doesn’t even line up with the building.
 
Don’t forget about how they ignored A MASSIVE HORSECOCK SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE IMAGE because there was a nazi flag in background and, and I quote, “staff members were in a hurry to vote on it”… during 24-hour-long poll.

@Anonymous #428A  
Doubtful.
 
@Barhandar  
It’s a fucking cartoon picture of a horse using another horse’s asshole as a mount to steady a sniper rifle as it takes aim at a building that doesn’t even exist.

@Officer Hotpants  
That too, yes. Like, the entire discussion is bullshit because it’s all art and only someone both politically motivated and hilariously impotent to do anything IRL would get their panties in a bunch about it, but their individual reasons are bullshit too!

@Barhandar  
that shit still makes me laugh to this day
 
the ammount of idiocracies that have transpired in the last half a year or so are of such quantity that i get paranoid and wonder if they are doing it on purpose, a “they will underestimate me and think im not a threat if they think im stupid” kind of deal