UrbanMysticDee
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Camel Toe Harris was acting president for 90 minutes today because Joseph Robinette Biden Jr had a tube stuck up his asshole. Joseph Robinette Biden Jr is allegedly “healthy and vigorous” and “is fit to successfully execute the duties of the Presidency.” He is taking cholesterol and blood thinning medication, they don’t list his anti-alzheimer’s drugs for obvious reasons. He turns 79 tomorrow making him fucking old. There’s no way to spin it, when you’re 79 you’re old.