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@BikerDash
So ol’ chap…how is it so far? Any good? Better then The Frontier at least? <:P

Embracer Group is splitting up.

@ANoobis
GaymerX, with several sexual abuse scandals.

@Anonymous #F9D1
And my woman looking like a man.

@ANoobis
Greaaaaat. I gotta tell the guys behind the Anti-SBI group to add that group to the list too. Actually what other factions are out there besides those two? And why do consulting companies even exist?

Fun fact, the OG avatars were designed by someone behind the famed Fire Emblem series. So, obviously a Japanese designer made them, and we love and respect their art and culture. So, by doing this, they are disrespecting Japan. Which means they’re racist and xenophobic to us and them normies.

@ANoobis
That explains why my dude’s face does not look like a man’s face anymore.

@ANoobis
Man. Not even the PokeWaifus are safe now.

It seems that the recent Pokémon Go avatar update controversy has been caused by Niantic signing up a Sweet Baby-esque lgbt consulting company called GaymerX.

How could you know for sure on that part, though? There’s the 5% layed off, but did they give an actual reason?

@ANoobis
The 5% that aren’t sweet baby staff, I’m sure.

Take Two is laying off 5% of its work force.

@ANoobis
It’s safe to say that after SSKTJL’s disaster. It’s clear that this kind of games can’t be done better. It’s doomed to fail and they don’t see that. They’re blinder than an actual blind person.

Ubi got into trouble with customers over Star Wars Outlaws again. It turns out that the official story trailer was a little misleading. Despite the Jabba stuff looking like it’s core to the game, it was revealed that the Jabba story is paywalled behind the season pass. In essence, the ‘official story trailer’ is actually an advertisement for DLC. The cheapest package that offers access to the story trailer content is $109.99 USD.

Despite being single player, Star Wars Outlaws is an always-online live service game. Ubisoft is the very company that said gamers need to get used to not owning the games they buy. They delisted The Crew, and now even physical copies don’t work anymore because it was an always-online live service that they shut down. Why anyone would ever buy anything from Ubi after that is beyond me. Even if this game had a chance in Hell of being good, it’s obvious that they’re just setting up to take it away later. That’s an up to $130 purchase pulled at their whim, no refund, no recourse.

@Cyborg_pony
Really does look like him.

@ANoobis
If they want to make a Star Wars character look like 1970’s John Travolta, then just make a male lead.

Living out their fantasies of forcing transgenderism on normal people.

@ANoobis
Gee, hopefully they can beat SSKTJL’s WR of shortest lived live game ever. It’s not something to be proud of but it’s a record. I don’t get why they bother scanning a model when they keep uglifying them later. It’s an insult that you paid for their face they worked so hard on only to have it bastardized. Those women don’t go through many treatments and live a healthy lifestyle for nothing you know.

Star Wars: Outlaws is shaping up to be a complete mess. It’s a single player AAAA priced game with a season pass that’s always online and comes with Denuvo. It’s also a Ubisoft game, so it’s not exactly breaking new ground to justify that $130 package.

Normally it would just be another quiet flop like Ubi’s last Avatar game, which was already on sale less than two weeks after release. But Ubi made their girlboss protagonist look like a 14-year-old boy with a mullet, so media outlets are already gearing up to die on this hill.

@ANoobis
Good news is people may pretend this is not part of the Arkhamverse.

Yeah that’s very true. The sad thing is none of my systems are jail broken.

Sad indeed. At least there’s Riiconnect24, Wiimfi, Altwfc, and XLink Kai for Wii, and DS/DSi systems (DS systems being compatible with only the first 3 aforementioned services).

Yesterday Nintendo shut down the Internet Connection for both the the Wii U and 3DS.

@ANoobis
Surprised it’s not sooner, but they chopped it up to sell DLC for a game no one bought.

If this rumor is true, Suicide Squad Kill the Justice League will be ending service in early 2025. Even Marvel’s Avengers lasted three years, and that was already regarded to be a historic failure shortly after launch.

@Twiface
I miss those games.