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Twiface 
Princess of GREGGS
@UrbanMysticDee
I’m starting to suspect that you’re just describing yourself…
I’m starting to suspect that you’re just describing yourself…
General Discussion » Random fact about yourself » Post 2235
UrbanMysticDee 
Bae > Bay
Been going through the pages of this thread for an hour or so listening to this song on repeat (I feel this) and discovered I posted this anecdote twice years apart:
I went to school with this guy. It’s not fair to call him a kid. He was like 27 in high school. I think he must have been held back every year from the first through twelfth grade. He was like 6’7’’ and weighed like 280 pounds, black guy. I think he was retarded or something. Anyway, when you played volleyball, and I hated volleyball, that’s the sport I suck at the most. In baseball I can hit the ball reasonably well, and I can run and I can fake throwing good enough, and in basketball I can shoot free throws for hours, but there is no aspect of volleyball that I don’t suck at. Anyway, when you played volleyball you wanted this guy on your team because he was unstoppable. You wanted him to serve because his arms were cannons. He would spin his arm around like a cartoon character’s legs when they run and shout “CUCKOO!” every time he served and the ball went for miles. If someone tried to intercept it on the other team their arms would break. Sometimes the ball would become embedded in the ceiling and there would be no way of getting it back for the entire rest of the year. He would score like 100 times in a row before messing up and then the other team gets the ball I think, I don’t remember the rules.
This was the 9th grade. We were playing volleyball which is the shittest game ever. I really hate volleyball. So, this was 9th grade so we were all like 13-ish. There was this black kid. He must have been held back 27 times. He was a full-ass adult with sideburns. He was like 7 feet tall, 240 pounds. He was stronger than any 4 kids combined. When he was on my team that was the best. We had him serve. His arm is like a rocket. He would shout “Koo-koo!” spin his arm around like the road runner and then launch the ball with enough force to break someone’s face. He was a scoring machine. Several times he hit the ball so hard it got permanently stuck in the ceiling, which is about 50 feet above the ground. We lost so many fucking balls because he hit them into the ceiling.
General Discussion » Random fact about yourself » Post 2234
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
@Twiface
How about who would you want to play you in a movie about your life?
How about who would you want to play you in a movie about your life?
For me it used to be David Bowie, but since he’s died now I want a different person in every scene just to confuse the hell out of the audience.
General Discussion » Random fact about yourself » Post 2233
Twiface
Princess of GREGGS
@UrbanMysticDee
I want my life to be narrated by Internet Historian.
I want to hear him mispronounce the names of every city in the Pacific Northwest.
I want my life to be narrated by Internet Historian.
I want to hear him mispronounce the names of every city in the Pacific Northwest.
General Discussion » Random fact about yourself » Post 2230
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
@Fleur de Lis
That’s the best one, and not just because I got it but because it’s objectively the best, and also because I got it.
That’s the best one, and not just because I got it but because it’s objectively the best, and also because I got it.
I miss a lot about the world before the Internet took over.
@Adán Druego
Jordan Peterson dresses like a faggot, Matt Walsh is the bearded man who has the face of a faggot, and they’re both obsessed with faggots. They need a better hobby. Brett Cooper is like Alzheimer’s. Every time I see the name I look it up and I’m surprised to see it’s a chick with a man’s name, then I immediately forget who it is and go through the same process of discovery every time I see the name.
Jordan Peterson dresses like a faggot, Matt Walsh is the bearded man who has the face of a faggot, and they’re both obsessed with faggots. They need a better hobby. Brett Cooper is like Alzheimer’s. Every time I see the name I look it up and I’m surprised to see it’s a chick with a man’s name, then I immediately forget who it is and go through the same process of discovery every time I see the name.
General Discussion » Random fact about yourself » Post 2229
Adán Druego 
Why do those people look like Jordan Peterson, Matt Walsh and Brett Cooper? Boomer, Millennial and Zoomer, respectively, of course.
General Discussion » Random fact about yourself » Post 2228
Fleur de Lis
déanaim seitreach
Your true generation is Gen X (62.5%).
I also got “Your true generation is Gen X (62.5%).”
Less of the other ones for me, though.
Less of the other ones for me, though.
General Discussion » Random fact about yourself » Post 2227
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
Gen X: Gen X are the latchkey generation who often came home from school to an empty house. Witnessing their parents’ struggles with divorce and a changing economy, they became fiercely independent and resourceful. They’re skeptical of authority, valuing self-reliance and a strong work ethic. Often overlooked between the showier Millennials and Boomers, Gen Xers are pragmatists who juggle work-life balance with a DIY spirit, tackling challenges head-on. Musically defined by grunge and alternative rock, they value authenticity and a touch of pessimism. Comfortable with technology but not reliant on it; they’re the bridge between the analog and digital worlds. While sometimes seen as cynical, they possess a dry wit and a deep loyalty to close friends and family.
Bulbasaur embodies a harmony of nature and resilience. This curious creature, with its bright, inquisitive eyes, possesses a gentle spirit and a surprising amount of strength. Unlike its fiery or energetic counterparts, Bulbasaur finds power in patience and perseverance. The bulb on its back, a symbol of growth and potential, blossoms alongside Bulbasaur’s journey. This loyal companion isn’t afraid of hard work, using its sturdy vines to climb and explore. Bulbasaur’s nurturing nature shines through its care for the bulb, reflecting its compassion for others. Despite its unassuming demeanor, Bulbasaur possesses a hidden toughness, able to withstand harsh conditions and emerge ever stronger.
General Discussion » Random fact about yourself » Post 2226
Twiface
Princess of GREGGS
“My art is inspired by Asian art, but not Chinese and Japanese.”
“Asian but not Chinese and Japanese” means “Korean and Japanese.”
Disappointing. I was hoping to find some fellow admirers of Tuvan culture.
General Discussion » Random fact about yourself » Post 2225
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
I don’t know what you mean unless you explicitly tell me.
I remember I was on an old site run by fat, ugly British lesbians who hated white people and Western civilization, and someone said, “My art is inspired by Asian art, but not Chinese and Japanese.”
I asked what that meant and EVERYONE got offended. “You know damn well what that means!”
But I didn’t. Because I can’t read minds. After a very long waste of time I finally got an answer. “Asian but not Chinese and Japanese” means “Korean and Japanese.”
That’s one of those things that’s technically true, but it weasels its way around a technicality like a slimy lawyer writing a EULA would hide a catch on page 22 where you’re signing your soul away. NO ONE would have figured that “Asian but not Chinese and Japanese” means “Korean and Japanese.”
NO ONE.
And if you say you knew what that meant you’re a fucking liar.
@Twiface
Guam should change it’s name to Wham! That would be cool.
Guam should change it’s name to Wham! That would be cool.
General Discussion » Random fact about yourself » Post 2224
Twiface
Princess of GREGGS
Nevermind, I just looked up the labor laws. Apparently New Jersey is not part of the civilized world.
Even Guam is better than you.
General Discussion » Random fact about yourself » Post 2223
Twiface
Princess of GREGGS
Still, how is that even legal? I thought New Jersey was a ‘civilized’ state?
General Discussion » Random fact about yourself » Post 2221
Twiface
Princess of GREGGS
@UrbanMysticDee
A 10 minute budget for the whole 9 hours? In my state that would be blatantly illegal.
A 10 minute budget for the whole 9 hours? In my state that would be blatantly illegal.
General Discussion » Random fact about yourself » Post 2220
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
At my old job they counted me absent one day because I had to shit. I was at work, I worked, but they time your breaks and if you go over 10 minutes (not all in a row, over the full 9 hours) they count you as absent apparently. They still paid me for working but if you get 4 absences in a quarter they fire you, which they call “progressing”. I could only get 3 absences that quarter because I had to take a shit.
General Discussion » Random fact about yourself » Post 2219
Twiface
Princess of GREGGS
I just noticed that I have 29 unplayed games on Steam.
It’s all stuff I remember buying, of course.
But it’s all stuff that’s been on the backburner for a while, in some cases for years.
It’s all stuff I remember buying, of course.
But it’s all stuff that’s been on the backburner for a while, in some cases for years.
General Discussion » Random fact about yourself » Post 2218
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
When I worked for the museum one of my duties was to vacuum up all the thousands of stink bugs that would crawl into the various crevices and die. It sounded like vacuuming quarters.
That was one of the couple jobs that I actually enjoyed. I miss it.
General Discussion » Random fact about yourself » Post 2217
Twiface
Princess of GREGGS
@UrbanMysticDee
I find myself using that word a lot these days. In the past 48 hours I said it to my computer at least 6 tim3s because of how slow it was.
I find myself using that word a lot these days. In the past 48 hours I said it to my computer at least 6 tim3s because of how slow it was.
General Discussion » Random fact about yourself » Post 2215
TheGamerPainter 
Pizza Protogen
I don’t cuss in real life but when I do, I do it when I vent. I cuss on here too but have to spoil it for obvious reasons.
This is f**king d@mn true! See? Can’t say it on here :3
This is f**king d@mn true! See? Can’t say it on here :3
General Discussion » Random fact about yourself » Post 2213
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
The first time I ate a bowl of chocolate Cheerios I threw up immediately when I finished. I never ate them again.
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