I went to school with this guy. It’s not fair to call him a kid. He was like 27 in high school. I think he must have been held back every year from the first through twelfth grade. He was like 6’7’’ and weighed like 280 pounds, black guy. I think he was retarded or something. Anyway, when you played volleyball, and I hated volleyball, that’s the sport I suck at the most. In baseball I can hit the ball reasonably well, and I can run and I can fake throwing good enough, and in basketball I can shoot free throws for hours, but there is no aspect of volleyball that I don’t suck at. Anyway, when you played volleyball you wanted this guy on your team because he was unstoppable. You wanted him to serve because his arms were cannons. He would spin his arm around like a cartoon character’s legs when they run and shout “CUCKOO!” every time he served and the ball went for miles. If someone tried to intercept it on the other team their arms would break. Sometimes the ball would become embedded in the ceiling and there would be no way of getting it back for the entire rest of the year. He would score like 100 times in a row before messing up and then the other team gets the ball I think, I don’t remember the rules.