Vent Thread

coolmaster43232
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Got some good news dad fixed the internet at my house. It turned out to be a cord that was connected from the router to the modem became unplugged some how.
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Was the cord hidden behind heavy furniture so you put off checking it? Or did it just not occur to anyone to make sure it was plugged in? Not to judge or anything; I’ve done far dumber, and frequently.
UrbanMysticDee
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My computer just Windows 10ed me for exactly 20 minutes. Several background bloatware bullshit processes hijacked the whole thing and I couldn’t do anything. It usually only lasts 5-10 minutes. This was the longest they ever hijacked my computer, which I should own but Microshaft thinks I’m just renting it from them.
 
WinZip Preloader (Can’t end process)  
AVG Service (Can’t end process)  
Service Host: Superfetch (Can’t end process)  
System (Can’t end process)  
Windows Problem Reporting (Can’t end process)
 
These all take turns, although Superfetch sometimes acts alone.
UrbanMysticDee
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
Because of my leg every time I step into the shower I feel like I’m gonna die. For a second the thought runs through my head “This is it, I’m gonna die naked in the shower.” Then, miraculously, I don’t fall and survive.
UrbanMysticDee
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
Youtube has purged old youtube almost completely. I looked through my liked videos, they only go back to 25 December 2013 and half are deleted. I’m going to go through my watch history another day to see if there’s anything older. The video I’m looking for is almost certainly older than 2013 and is almost certainly deleted. I found a couple very similar videos (from 2007), but the one I’m looking for is almost certainly gone.
UrbanMysticDee
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
“Huh, huh, huh, would you like a job in Brooklyn?”
 
No, I don’t want to spend 2 hours in traffic, then 9 hours at work, and another 2 hours in traffic. There’s a job I’m qualified for right down the street, that I’ve applied for twice since April, that they still haven’t found anyone for that job, and I know they haven’t found anyone because they post the same job every month since April and they’ve set their standards so fucking high they’ll never fill it. Just settle on someone already.
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