“Huh, huh, huh, would you like a job in Brooklyn?”
No, I don’t want to spend 2 hours in traffic, then 9 hours at work, and another 2 hours in traffic. There’s a job I’m qualified for right down the street, that I’ve applied for twice since April, that they still haven’t found anyone for that job, and I know they haven’t found anyone because they post the same job every month since April and they’ve set their standards so fucking high they’ll never fill it. Just settle on someone already.