Vent Thread

@coolmaster43232  
That’s really weird,I haven’t had that issue.

@Dex Stewart  
Yup sure is.

Instagram keeps sending me emails begging me to follow or subscribe (or whatever you do there) to what I suspect is a porn account. I don’t even have an Instagram account.

@ANoobis  
Tell that to the messages on the site of those kind of accounts to follow them on Instagram

Somehow America spends more on EVERYTHING and yet everything is shittier. America spends more on healthcare, both in absolute dollars and as a percentage of GDP, and it’s absolute shit, the worst in the developed world. The same is true with education. America has to do everything different because ‘MURICA, FUCK YEAH! COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH! even if and especially if it’s the wrong way to do things.

There is so much pollen outside it looks like someone took a million tons of yellow flour and poured it all over everything. There are legit thick piles of pollen like it was just dumped in places.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Remember the mayor who thought a layer of pollen settling on her car was an attack by racists?

@Anonymous #5DF6  
No, I never heard of that.

@UrbanMysticDee  
https://archive.is/gVpqp  
Surprisingly not Florida.

I thought I was going to have another insomnia spell, but immediately after drinking two cups of coffee I’m dead tired and I do not understand why.

@Anonymous #5DF6  
Number rule of the human body: “Fuck you”.

I feel awful for trying to console one of my co-workers for losing her job with the thought of “at least it wasn’t me” in the back of my head.

@Acres  
The fact that you feel awful about that thought means that you’re a good person. You should try to remember that.
 
A bad person doesn’t feel awful, they feel pleasure knowing that someone is suffering and they’d most likely feel superior for having the ability to trick those around them into thinking that they actually care. They’d see others as naive, stupid and/or inferior for being unable to see through their act.
 
So bottom line:  
Acres = Good Person  
TSP = Bad Person
 
No, seriously, TSP… doesn’t seem that nice.

From a paranormal show I watched today, anyone you upset when they’re still alive can haunt you when they die… and it’s so damn scary!

Michael Collins, pilot of the Apollo 11 command module, died at the age of 90.

@Acres  
Tell her it could be worse. She could be playing moderator for a bunch of horsefuckers. F o r f r e e.
 
Yeah, that’s perfectly natural. Like seeing the car in front of you get t-boned and thinking “I got lucky”.

Why do people have to “help” and “be nice” when you tell them not to ten thousand times? Are they evil or just legally retarded?

White women date black men because they’re looking for a fuckin’ little nigger slave.
 
it’s always the ugly ones who swallowed too much testosterone
 
Black man acts like she’s the hottest thing on earth.

My father is a no good for nothing damn || f–king @–hole||!  
He stressed me so much lately I get damn nightmares that he tries to kill me to death or worst and I (bleep) hate it but I try to do something to him he gets more b––hy and treats me more younger, and I don’t cuss (not counting now, sometimes we all need to vent somewhere). I can’t (bleep) take him anymore, I’ve even had dreams I kill him as a nightmare as well… And I wake up screaming and to make this worst the dream feels extremely real like I’m in real life and it’s happening as I dream but it’s not I even cry sometimes when I wake up cause that my heart just screaming pain, stress and nonstop bull––…

@TheGamerPainter  
One morning I woke up punching myself in the chest because I thought my father was trying to strangle me.

I keep forgetting to buy a lightbulb at the store even though it’s the only reason I’m going there.

@Acres  
Heh. It like when you get up to get something from the kitchen and come back 15 minutes later without it.

Welp, first spider crawling up my wall of the year. Time go get some bug spray.

@Acres  
Use your fist.

@Acres  
You might want to invest on anti-spider paint. The effect lasts roughly 3 years and it’s a lifesaver.