Useless Facts

@UrbanMysticDee  
Not with that attitude they can’t.

In ancient Egypt, servants were smeared with honey to attract flies away from the pharaoh.

@acres  

In the old G.I. Joe TV series they have to address Cobra as “Cobra, the enemy,” in case kids are too stupid to know who the bad guys are.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Still don’t know why they hated snakes so much.

@Havoc  
Because Samuel L. Jackson said so

@UrbanMysticDee  
Everything about this picture is making me uncomfortable.

@UrbanMysticDee  
That reminds me of an interview with some Masters of the Universe writers. They weren’t allowed to have He-man kill or even hit anyone. One episode they wanted He-man to cut down a tree to make a bridge. “Is it a living tree?”

“Allegedly” during the Cold War the nuclear code was 00000000, which is the default position. All the nuclear missiles were armed 24/7, unless this is disinformation in which case they weren’t.

@Dex Stewart  
“We want a story about a warrior with a magic sword who fights evil but he’s not allowed to do anything to hurt anyone.”

@Officer Hotpants  
The 80’s. Kid’s tv was inoffensive,and their movies were scary as hell.  

@Officer Hotpants  
That’s basically the plot of Dave The Barbarian.

The first “couple” shown in bed together was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

@acres  
really? It took that long?

@Havoc  
I guess I should clarify they were the first animated couple to be in bed together.
 
They were also used to sell cigarettes.

@acres  
common knowledge that one.

XAVLEGBMAOFFFASSSSITIMIWOAMNDUTROABCWAPWAEIIPPOHFFFX is the name of a goregrind band from south africa.
 
The name stands for…  
Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus

@acres  
There’s another band with a similar name.

If you constantly fart for 6 years and 9 months you will have created enough gas to match that of an atomic bomb.

@acres  
I better start now then.

@Havoc  
And that band is…

@acres  
Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages

@Havoc  
Thanks, but spoil it please.

@acres  
My bad.

Silverstream is for real.