Useless Facts

@UrbanMysticDee  
Awwww… what’s next, “peanuts aren’t nuts?”

This is a mountain chicken:  

@acres  
Best chicken.

@UrbanMysticDee  
They do.  

@Twiface  
I know, I lied.

@Havoc  
Change my name to “Zzzyzx”.

@Havoc  
Change my name to “Zzzyzx”.
 
@Twiface  
Wait, hold on. No one told me there was demon tiddy in Halmet! I’d have read it if they’d told me that!

Theres A Marvel villain named Zzzax. He got a toy in the ninties that alot of people thought looked like a Cheeto.

Hawaiian pizza was developed in Canada.

It’s Thanksgiving as you’re reading this (Nov. 26)

Slightly nsfw warning
 
The largest dildo in the world is named king cock and stands at an impressive 12 foot 4 inches.

@TheGamerPainter  
Only in America. Canadian Thanksgiving was on October 12.

@acres  
That’s it? Kind of disappointing, to be honest. I was expecting at least 30.

@Officer Hotpants  
It’s makes up for it with it’s girth.

@acres  
Is it proportional?

@Officer Hotpants  
Here
 
Nsfw link

@acres  
… enh. It’ll do. Where do I order?

@Officer Hotpants  
Pipedream productions.

@acres  
Oh shit! The old Windows game?

@Officer Hotpants  
Yeah, they expanded their inventory.

The creator of Pringles is buried in a pringles can.

@acres  
A big one?

@Officer Hotpants  
Only his ashes.

@acres  
Borrrrinnnng!

@Officer Hotpants  
But it is gold plated.