Useless Facts

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Sealab 2021 was originally intended to be an “abridged” style series parodying the forgotten cartoon Sealab 2020. At first it was,but quickly moved on to feature far more original elements of their own.
UrbanMysticDee
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Warren Buffett likes to complain to virtue signal. Income tax rates determine the minimum the government requires you to pay. There’s no law saying you can’t give the treasury department more money if you so choose. If Buffett is unsatisfied with his tax rate he can cut Uncle Sam a check for a billion dollars if he wants, nothing is stopping him.
 
Furthermore, even if the tax rate was 100%, at the rate the government spends money, all the money all “the millionaires and billionaires” in the US have would only pay for about 300 days of government spending.
 
It’s the same problem as the “Green New Deal”. It would cost more money than exists in the entire world to fund the damn thing. And you can only confiscate all the money in the world once and then the economy collapses until the currency is redenominated.
 
People don’t understand how money (or debt) works.
 
“Ooh, but Buffett’s point is that one person can’t make a difference. He’ll gladly pay more if everyone pays more, but he shouldn’t be the only one.”
 
So he’s virtue signaling, just like I said. He thinks taxes aren’t high enough but he doesn’t do anything about it except invest in publicity capital because his all-or-nothing solution to the problem is something he knows will never happen. He’s basically saying he doesn’t think taxes are high enough, but he won’t pay one cent more than he is required to until pigs fly because the problem is fundamentally unsolvable but he likes to complain about it anyway because it keeps roving mobs from burning his house down. He’s a liar and a con artist.
 
Notice that Buffett doesn’t follow his own line of reasoning when it comes to “donating” large sums of money to fake “charities” that are owned by his billionaire friends. He doesn’t insist that everyone donate money before he donates, he only insists that taxes be increased before he pays more to the government. The difference is that billionaires invent fake charities to launder their money around to escape paying taxes. They “pay” into charities that make them richer (Bill Gates doubled his net worth after starting his fake charity scam foundation), but they won’t do anything that actually causes them to lose money, like paying taxes they feel are too low, because they are liars and con artists.
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When 99% of people say they are going to “research” something they mean they are going to google something. Googling is not research, it’s reading what popular writers have to say about other people’s research.
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Peaches look like butts because people like peaches that look like butts.
 
While the fruit is developing it folds over itself, forming a seam. The flesh of the fruit expands everywhere except for the seam. Wild peaches had seams that were hardly noticeable, but people liked that feature so much they bred peaches with deeper and deeper seams until they took on the appearance of butts.
 
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This tray of clothed peaches costs $80 in China.
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Pizza Protogen
Out of all the animal penises in the animal kingdom,  
In the Pokémon series horses have the biggest penis like in MLP while in real life Elephants have the biggest penises.
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Wally Worshiper
I went to space camp in Huntsville, Alabama when I was 15 and I got to second base with a girl. Snuck into her room, kissed her, groped her. She wouldn’t let me put it in though. Nor did she let me coom because she didn’t want her sheets ruined. Was blue balled af. I’m surprise I didn’t get caught too considering how many security cameras there are in the dorm. The rent-a-cops at space camp suck at their job.
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