Say What You Can't Elsewhere! (NSFW)

UrbanMysticDee
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

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Men more masculine, more accomplished, who’ve had sex with the top 0.1% of women, than 99.999% of men today crossing their legs.
Balls didn’t become the size of grapefruit within the past 20 years.
If Kennedy can win all those medals and become a war hero and have sex with Marilyn Monroe and he can cross his legs then it’s just extremely insecure men who say men can’t.
TR has more testosterone in one finger than 1000 ordinary men. You could write an entire library of all the things he did that would give you testosterone poisoning.
Men today don’t know jack fuck shit about what it means to be a man.
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UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
What gets me about the tradcons is they have a loser complex. They insist on only identifying with losers and insisting that those losers are really the winners for losing. They hate Christianity* because they hate Jews and think Christianity is an outgrowth of Judaism, when it’s not. The Old Testament religion is definitively NOT talmudic Judaism that exists after AD 70. But the tradcons say they don’t want to have the religion of their enemies so they become pagan. Only they never adopt like Greek and Roman paganism. You never see a tradcon worship Zeus or Apollo. They never worship Etruscan gods. It’s always 20th century German neopagan faggotry that believes in Agartha and hollow earth and ““Aryans”” came to space on an ice asteroid and lived at the north pole. They worship the gods of the people who were defeated by Rome and later Christianity, because they have to identify with the losers. Being losers makes them noble or something.
*The trads who are ““Christian”” are all orthobros because some openly gay Russian monk really hated the Jews so Jew-hating trads have to worship him and become ““orthodox””. I remember reading a story about this guy who had a great Filipina girlfriend, but she was Catholic and this guy was convinced by some grifter on the Internet that he had to become an orthobro, so it didn’t matter he had a beautiful, Christian, “conservative”, “traditional”, feminine girlfriend who loved him and treated him like a king, he HAD to leave her because he was conned into believing the Catholic church is the synagogue of satan, so he broke up with her and moved to Greece to become an orthobro.
Trads identify with the Confederacy, which lasted a shorter time than high school, because they hate blacks along with Jews. The Confederacy started a war it couldn’t win and lost in less time than high school and millions of dollars were spent building monuments to traitors. There are monuments to southern traitors, but no monuments to Benedict Arnold or Julius and Ethel Rosenberg or Nidal Hasan. I just don’t think we should celebrate traitors who had a fictitious country that lasted less than high school. There are plenty of racists who weren’t traitors who you can identify with. They say their war was a “lost cause”, that was started by Abe Lincoln, who wasn’t even president at the time when the southern states seceded, and that it had to do with tariffs that were so onerous that not one state mentions it in their secession documents, although two thirds explicitly state they left to preserve slavery, but it totally wasn’t about slavery even if they admit it was. Don’t look behind the curtain! The Confederacy believes in “states rights” so much that states that joined didn’t have the right to outlaw slavery, and before the war they forced through congress the fugitive slave act so even states that had no slavery were forced to abide by the will of slave states. That’s how much they loved “states rights”. States had the “right” to accept slavery or they had the “right” to shut up about it and accept it anyway even if they didn’t want to.
Trads identify with imperial Germany in WW1 because poor Germany just wanted their “place in the sun”. That’s why they were engaged in an arms race with Britain to be the dominant superpower on the planet, because their place wasn’t second place, it was first place. The country that hadn’t even existed for 40 years thought it was superior to countries that were already a thousand years old at the time and had spread European civilization to every continent while the German princelings were busy incesting each other and building knockoff monuments. So Germany started a war it couldn’t won, and lost, and then blamed Jews even though the Kaiser could have just said to the Austrians “The prince you wanted to get rid of is dead, cool it. Don’t march your army directly into the Serbian artillery training ground.
Trads identify later with Nazi Germany, believing in “stab in the back” bullshit and “Hellstorm™” bullshit and “onerous reparations” bullshit. Germany imposed harsher conditions on France after the Franco-Prussian War, and on Russia at Brest-Litovsk, but that’s okay because Germans are the Ubermensch who are so superior that they keep losing to Jews they view as sub-human. They identify with a “thousand year reich” that only lasted 11 years. Because being the loser is noble. So they started a war of extermination against the three greatest powers on the planet at the same time, only it wasn’t a war of extermination “but it should have been.” And of course they lost to the sub-humans, because it was inevitable, and the trads think they’re noble for having lost.
I don’t understand the appeal of being a loser. If you want to be racist, fine, identify with racist winners. If you want to be pagan, identify with pagan winners.
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Twiface
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Princess of Shitposting
Is that the end, or is there more?
FTMs usually have no self awareness and enjoy lecturing every man they encounter about ‘male privilege’ and other feminist talking points as if they still considered themselves women.
It really makes you think, doesn’t it? 🤔
UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
“Irresponsible, low-IQ, R-selected people are breeding like rabbits even though they’re too poor to be able to support kids, why aren’t you?”
  • Some Twitter “Christian” with a breeding fetish who is probably a capitalist because he also believes in GDPmaxxing
UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
Saw this on twitter yesterday and it’s the absolute truth.
The reason white people are failing is because conservative whites have swallowed the Ayn Rand “virtue of selfishness” bullshit. Every other ethnicity is collectivist, and that’s why they’re winning. Individualism is killing white people, literally, in their own countries.
Even wignats are individualist. They believe if they exterminate all the non-whites (or enough of them) then all the remaining whites can live in white utopia as rugged individuals not interacting with each other or being assholes to each other.
White person complains about how the economy is rigged or something. Conservative whites say: “Suck it up, buttercup! Pull yourself up by your bootstraps! Hustle! Work 3 jobs. Faggot. I work 150 hours a week and rent a car with 7 roommates. Pansy ass faggot weakling deserves to suffer more to learn not to complain. Hard times make strong men, and you are a weak man, faggot.”
“Your parents don’t owe you the generational wealth they inherited from their ancestors going back centuries! They earned it! They deserve to spend every last penny and leave you with nothing, entitled snowflake! Melt through facts and logic!”
“You want a job that pays you enough to pay rent and eat food in the same month! You’re a evil, selfish, lazy, entitled communist! Only ultraorthodox Jews in Israel deserve welfare! You have to work 4 jobs so they can grow curley locks and bob their heads like pigeons!”
Even the wignats are like that. They’ll respond “Teh Jooz! Big nose Kike! Hale Hortler! Patton was right, we fought the wrong enemy. Jooz!” And the 99% of whites who aren’t edgelord neonazi laarpers are driven away. They think “if we just kill enough jews,” or “if we just kill enough blacks, then we can be asocial schizos living on the Internet fantasizing over Aryan virgins who don’t want us because we’re losers.”
Black person complains about anything, even if it’s their own fault.
All blacks respond by joining together to burn a whole neighborhood to the ground and riot until they get concessions from businesses and the government. Now 70% of all new jobs go to black people because they understand that strength comes from collectivism. Individualism is death.
It’s the story that’s been told a million times because there’s truth in it. You can break a single stick, but you have a bundle of weak sticks and put them together you can’t break them. We’re stronger together than we are alone. Even the Founding Fathers, who we are lied to all the time that they were atheists who believed in rugged individualism, said that “We either we all hang together (we unite behind a common goal and fight as one) or we shall all hang separately (the British will execute us as traitors).”
When I was a kid there were assholes, to be sure, but most people at least pretended to be friendly to each other to keep civilization from falling apart. Now everyone is an asshole. “The customer service worker, whose job is literally to serve you, the customer, doesn’t owe you small talk! Give the corporation your money and get the fuck out already! People have 26 hours of traffic to sit in (not me, I live behind a computer).”
I hated small talk for most of my life but now I realize it serves an important function as social glue that keeps civilization from collapsing. Even the people who say it’s okay to keep the tradition going want it even more hyper-ritualized. “How dare you ask the clerk about the tattoo they have on their face! That’s personal. You’re ONLY supposed to say ‘how’s the weather?’ and ‘how are you today?’ If you say anything else you’re a pervert creep loser faggot!”
Nobody is allowed to know anyone. We all have to be individualized, atomized consoomers. We slave in our wage cages for 16 hours a day and then consoom until our bodies give out, then we go to the euthanasia clinic in Canada and get put down like an old dog while collectivist minorities get concessions. Our small, tight-knit communities are gone, and anyone who wants to get them back is labeled a communist who wants you to “live in a pod and eat bugs”.
“Eeeehhh, you want to take proven steps to restore mom and pop businesses on main street and strengthen the community to reduce crime, poverty, and increase purpose in life by having walkable neighborhoods? Not today Klaus Schwab! Bugs! Pods! Depopulation agenda 21! Chemicals in the water! War on cars! I’m a rugged individual who will never live in a pod and eat bugs! I just want to live in a van down by the river and be a hunter gatherer and watch civilization collapse!”
White people have become so fucking stupid. They’re celebrating their own self-destruction.
Twiface
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Princess of Shitposting
The reason white people are failing is because…
Hale Hortler!
conservative whites have swallowed the Ayn Rand “virtue of selfishness” bullshit.
And just who was this ‘Ayn Rand’ person, exactly? Where did she come from and why did she believe what she believed? What were her formative experiences? What was her early life like?
Not today Klaus Schwab! Bugs! Pods! Depopulation agenda 21! Chemicals in the water! War on cars! I’m a rugged individual who will never live in a pod and eat bugs
UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
Mr. Brightside is about a dude who is watching his girlfriend bang another man and at first he denies it but later comes to accept the fact that he enjoys being cucked.
Twiface
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Princess of Shitposting
@UrbanMysticDee
Apparently this is a West End play running only 12 weeks, so we won’t be forced to endure commercials for it…
(…or will we?)
If you actually want to see it, tickets are only £25.
Tom Holland is a very popular actor right now, so why is he wasting his time with this?
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