Leftists: Haha, Elon broke his newest toy!!
Humans: Um, why are a bunch of websites down? Facebook, Instagram, Fox News, Runescape, Twit-
Leftists: HAHAHA TWITTER’S DEAD!!! Tweeted From An iPhone
*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*
Human: Thought their phone was a gun or whatever… They’re leftists, who cares?
It’s always best to shoot first and make up an excuse later when dealing with the left… and blacks (if you in law enforcement) in uh, Minecraft or whatever.