Random Nonsense Thread
Anonymous #9E1F
@Twiface
I clipped my wife’s nails and now she’s screaming like a banshee, dancing, convulsion, crying ink tears and puking ink, and chanting “I’m a pretty unicorn i’m a pretty unicorn” in a demonic eldritch horror voice
I clipped my wife’s nails and now she’s screaming like a banshee, dancing, convulsion, crying ink tears and puking ink, and chanting “I’m a pretty unicorn i’m a pretty unicorn” in a demonic eldritch horror voice
Anonymous #9E1F
HELP my wife keeps repeating “i’m a pretty unicorn” and she is getting more demonic and unhinged. She’s speaking in tongues, twitching, and she grew antlers and wings. I’m scared!
Twiface
Public Relations
Princess of the Moon
@Anonymous #9E1F
Sounds like you married Sunset Shimmer.
Sounds like you married Sunset Shimmer.
In which case, she is correct about being a pretty unicorn.
But as for the demonic behavior, well…
But as for the demonic behavior, well…
Anonymous #9E1F
@UrbanMysticDee
Giant Lego gets kidnapped by Supervillain who found his new partner in crime
Giant Lego gets kidnapped by Supervillain who found his new partner in crime
Anonymous #9E1F
@UrbanMysticDee
Superhero gets flipped off by the lesbian who rejected him, He took a photo to remember her by.
Superhero gets flipped off by the lesbian who rejected him, He took a photo to remember her by.
Twiface
Public Relations
Princess of the Moon
@UrbanMysticDee
No, AI generated lesbians are not cute.
No, AI generated lesbians are not cute.
FeatherTrap
Public Relations
🎃 Spoopy Night Comes!
@Twiface
Don’t insult AI generated lesbians by comparing them to the Liferfag trash…not even the Devil deserves THAT unfavorable a comparison.
Don’t insult AI generated lesbians by comparing them to the Liferfag trash…not even the Devil deserves THAT unfavorable a comparison.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
In November I for the presidential election I might write in “Zodiac Killer” just for the lulz. He was never officially convicted of a felony so he’s still eligible to hold office if he’s still alive.
Twiface
Public Relations
Princess of the Moon
@UrbanMysticDee
A felony conviction does not disqualify anyone from running for President.
Eugene V. Debs was convicted of sedition and still got 914,000 votes while he was in prison.
A felony conviction does not disqualify anyone from running for President.
Eugene V. Debs was convicted of sedition and still got 914,000 votes while he was in prison.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
@Twiface
All the more reason to vote for the Zodiac Killer. It would be cool seeing him get the nuclear codes in prison.
All the more reason to vote for the Zodiac Killer. It would be cool seeing him get the nuclear codes in prison.
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