Random Nonsense Thread

@Twiface
I clipped my wife’s nails and now she’s screaming like a banshee, dancing, convulsion, crying ink tears and puking ink, and chanting “I’m a pretty unicorn i’m a pretty unicorn” in a demonic eldritch horror voice

This place isn’t happy enough

@UrbanMysticDee
@UrbanMysticDee

@Twiface

HELP my wife keeps repeating “i’m a pretty unicorn” and she is getting more demonic and unhinged. She’s speaking in tongues, twitching, and she grew antlers and wings. I’m scared!

@Anonymous #9E1F
Sounds like you married Sunset Shimmer.

In which case, she is correct about being a pretty unicorn.
But as for the demonic behavior, well…

@UrbanMysticDee
That’s terrible!

@UrbanMysticDee
Giant Lego gets kidnapped by Supervillain who found his new partner in crime

@UrbanMysticDee
Superhero gets flipped off by the lesbian who rejected him, He took a photo to remember her by.

@Anonymous #9E1F
LOL
I like that

ZOMG Max and Chloe are just so cute!

@UrbanMysticDee
No, AI generated lesbians are not cute.

@Twiface
Don’t insult AI generated lesbians by comparing them to the Liferfag trash…not even the Devil deserves THAT unfavorable a comparison.

In November I for the presidential election I might write in “Zodiac Killer” just for the lulz. He was never officially convicted of a felony so he’s still eligible to hold office if he’s still alive.

@UrbanMysticDee
A felony conviction does not disqualify anyone from running for President.
Eugene V. Debs was convicted of sedition and still got 914,000 votes while he was in prison.

@Twiface
All the more reason to vote for the Zodiac Killer. It would be cool seeing him get the nuclear codes in prison.

@UrbanMysticDee

This would be cool but very few people would appreciate it.

@UrbanMysticDee
Size differences are always adorable!