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Anonymous #9E1F
@Twiface
I clipped my wife’s nails and now she’s screaming like a banshee, dancing, convulsion, crying ink tears and puking ink, and chanting “I’m a pretty unicorn i’m a pretty unicorn” in a demonic eldritch horror voice
Anonymous #9E1F
HELP my wife keeps repeating “i’m a pretty unicorn” and she is getting more demonic and unhinged. She’s speaking in tongues, twitching, and she grew antlers and wings. I’m scared!
FeatherTrap
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@Twiface
Don’t insult AI generated lesbians by comparing them to the Liferfag trash…not even the Devil deserves THAT unfavorable a comparison.
UrbanMysticDee
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In November I for the presidential election I might write in “Zodiac Killer” just for the lulz. He was never officially convicted of a felony so he’s still eligible to hold office if he’s still alive.
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@UrbanMysticDee
A felony conviction does not disqualify anyone from running for President.
Eugene V. Debs was convicted of sedition and still got 914,000 votes while he was in prison.
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