Random Nonsense Thread
Anonymous #9D3C
The Red Pill turned me into Knuckles the Echidna
Anonymous #9D3C
I was feeling really sick so I decided to take medicine. I found a red pill, hoping it would make me better I took it. But then something happened…
My hair started turning red, and I grew spikes on my hands! My eyes turned purple and I started becoming obsessed with emeralds and I’m getting an instinct to be protective of emeralds and I’m- shit I don’t think I’m going to be human anymore. I also blame the movie Turning Red because my hair is turning Red. I also blame the Red Angry Bird, I hate this color. Even the spoiler is red.
My hair started turning red, and I grew spikes on my hands! My eyes turned purple and I started becoming obsessed with emeralds and I’m getting an instinct to be protective of emeralds and I’m- shit I don’t think I’m going to be human anymore. I also blame the movie Turning Red because my hair is turning Red. I also blame the Red Angry Bird, I hate this color. Even the spoiler is red.
Havoc 
Half Dragon, Half Meme
@ponypony221
& Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles
& Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
Do kids these days still play outside? Do they know what a skateboard is? Do they play kickball? Do they climb hills and play tag?
Adán Druego 
“Caught between a Jew and Hindu, without a suicide vet…” - Modern Bri’ish Proverb
@Fleur de Lis
A Muslim was just about to stab a random Jew on the streets of London, but then he suddenly noticed a Hindu standing nearby.
A Muslim was just about to stab a random Jew on the streets of London, but then he suddenly noticed a Hindu standing nearby.
“Caught between a Jew and Hindu, without a suicide vet…” - Modern Bri’ish Proverb
Fleur de Lis
déanaim seitreach
@Anonymous #9D3C
Arggh! Yer breath could kill a Kraken, ye cheatin’, stumblin’ monkey! … Hoist the Jolly Roger!
Arggh! Yer breath could kill a Kraken, ye cheatin’, stumblin’ monkey! … Hoist the Jolly Roger!
Adán Druego
@UrbanMysticDee
They invent new genders and learn how to be mentally ill from watching others pretend to be mentally ill on TikTok. No, really.
They invent new genders and learn how to be mentally ill from watching others pretend to be mentally ill on TikTok. No, really.
Dex Stewart 
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
a christian, a muslim, and a jew; walk into a bar
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”
Anonymous #9D3C
Ow, ow, ow (oh, goddamn!)
I’m gonna facking cum! (Oh, shit!) (Oh yeah)
Fack, fack, fack (fuck, I am!)
I am, I’m going to cum (I’m cumming!)
I never seen no chick like this
This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist
Condom on my dick? Of course it is
This bitch don’t know what abortion is
So I can’t cum in her, fucks like a porn star
Looks like Jenna, fack, I’m gonna
Cum, I think my rubber’s comin’ off
But oh, it’s so fucking wet and soft
Fuck, I’m gonna start lettin’ off
I’m squirting and she’s not gettin’ off
And she’s on top, I’m gonna facking
Oh, God, oh, don’t do that
Don’t, stop, stop, don’t, I don’t mean “Don’t stop”
Ow, wait a minute, ow, ow, fuck
I, I’m gonna fucking cum!
Ow, ow, ow (oh, goddamn!)
I’m gonna fucking cum! (Oh, shit!) (Oh yeah)
Fack, fack, fack (fuck, I am!)
I am, I’m going to cum (I’m cumming!)
Ooh, wow, boom that pow
Ooh, ow, I need a cigarette now
Ow, I’m so fucking hot
And you’re so fucking hot
Oh my god, I wanna facking fack
No, not “Fuck”, I said “Fack”
F-A-C-K, F-A-C-K
Fack, fack, fack, facking freak me!
Oh yeah, girl see, baby, they call me Mr. Freaky
Let’s call yo’ sister, three-way
Have some threesome, me so horny
And you’re such a fucking babe
I wanna go down on you- fuck, you shaved?!
Oh, goddamn, here I go again
I’m gonna cum, I am!
Ow, ow, ow (oh, goddamn!)
I’m gonna facking cum! (Oh, shit!) (Oh yeah)
Fack, fack, fack (fuck, I am!)
I am, I’m going to cum (I’m cumming!) (Oh yeah)
I’m Slim Shady, uh, uh, uh
I’m Slim Shady, uh, uh, uh
I’m Slim Shady, uh, uh, uh
I’m Slim Shady, uh, uh, uh
Okay, I’m done, I already came twice
You ain’t gonna make me cum
I’m all outta gas, not so fast
Uh, your finger just went in my ass
Ow, that hurts, take it out now
Oh, wait a minute, aw
Put it back in, in-in-in
This don’t mean I’m gay, I don’t like men
I like boobs, boobs, boobs
Now see that gerbil, grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole, uh
Yeah, right there, right there
Ah, I’m cumming, oh, yeah
Fack, I just came again
Okay, pull it out now
Oh, fuck yeah
Wait, he’s not out, he’s still crawling around up there
Ow, fuck, I think it’s stuck
Ow, but it feels so fucking good
Ow, ow, ow (oh, goddamn!)
I’m gonna facking cum! (Oh, shit!)
Fack, fack, fack (fuck, I am!)
I am, I’m going to cum (I’m cumming!)
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube (God)
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Ew, ew, ew, ew
I’m gonna facking cum! (Oh, shit!) (Oh yeah)
Fack, fack, fack (fuck, I am!)
I am, I’m going to cum (I’m cumming!)
I never seen no chick like this
This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist
Condom on my dick? Of course it is
This bitch don’t know what abortion is
So I can’t cum in her, fucks like a porn star
Looks like Jenna, fack, I’m gonna
Cum, I think my rubber’s comin’ off
But oh, it’s so fucking wet and soft
Fuck, I’m gonna start lettin’ off
I’m squirting and she’s not gettin’ off
And she’s on top, I’m gonna facking
Oh, God, oh, don’t do that
Don’t, stop, stop, don’t, I don’t mean “Don’t stop”
Ow, wait a minute, ow, ow, fuck
I, I’m gonna fucking cum!
Ow, ow, ow (oh, goddamn!)
I’m gonna fucking cum! (Oh, shit!) (Oh yeah)
Fack, fack, fack (fuck, I am!)
I am, I’m going to cum (I’m cumming!)
Ooh, wow, boom that pow
Ooh, ow, I need a cigarette now
Ow, I’m so fucking hot
And you’re so fucking hot
Oh my god, I wanna facking fack
No, not “Fuck”, I said “Fack”
F-A-C-K, F-A-C-K
Fack, fack, fack, facking freak me!
Oh yeah, girl see, baby, they call me Mr. Freaky
Let’s call yo’ sister, three-way
Have some threesome, me so horny
And you’re such a fucking babe
I wanna go down on you- fuck, you shaved?!
Oh, goddamn, here I go again
I’m gonna cum, I am!
Ow, ow, ow (oh, goddamn!)
I’m gonna facking cum! (Oh, shit!) (Oh yeah)
Fack, fack, fack (fuck, I am!)
I am, I’m going to cum (I’m cumming!) (Oh yeah)
I’m Slim Shady, uh, uh, uh
I’m Slim Shady, uh, uh, uh
I’m Slim Shady, uh, uh, uh
I’m Slim Shady, uh, uh, uh
Okay, I’m done, I already came twice
You ain’t gonna make me cum
I’m all outta gas, not so fast
Uh, your finger just went in my ass
Ow, that hurts, take it out now
Oh, wait a minute, aw
Put it back in, in-in-in
This don’t mean I’m gay, I don’t like men
I like boobs, boobs, boobs
Now see that gerbil, grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole, uh
Yeah, right there, right there
Ah, I’m cumming, oh, yeah
Fack, I just came again
Okay, pull it out now
Oh, fuck yeah
Wait, he’s not out, he’s still crawling around up there
Ow, fuck, I think it’s stuck
Ow, but it feels so fucking good
Ow, ow, ow (oh, goddamn!)
I’m gonna facking cum! (Oh, shit!)
Fack, fack, fack (fuck, I am!)
I am, I’m going to cum (I’m cumming!)
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube (God)
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Ew, ew, ew, ew
Dex Stewart
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
@Anonymous #9D3C
Damn, after all these years, Rucka Rucka Ali still got it.
Damn, after all these years, Rucka Rucka Ali still got it.
BikerDash
To Clop or Not to Clop (Soliloquy)
||To clop or not to clop, that is the question
Whether it is nobler in the net’s browser
To furiously yank to AppleDash images
Or to silently splooge on your screen to a sensual incest scene
And to do so, shall I offend
Cause I am on cam with my friends
And they do not understand
This need, this compulsion
To cum inside pastel colored ponies
As they muff munch each other as rule thirty-four dictates
Oh why, oh why, must you post Luna’s flank
When I had just cleaned my screen
Why must you make me wank
So sore is my crank
But I digress, I plead, I ask for more Molestia
I dream of that fair princess
Who majestically waves her six cocks
And then blesses us with readings of wincest
So my cock grows hard
And my arm grows tired
I find an image of DJ-PON3
And now the cock has fired
NO MORE! NO MORE! I plead to the ponies
No more can I stand this
No more can I clop
For I have blisters on my palms
And my dick burns to the touch
And then Chrysalis spreads her legs
And uses the hole in her hoofs to get me off
So much for quitting this obsession
I must continue to clop
And so my friends listen
In horror as I moan
Except for that one totally sick fuck
Who focuses in asking for more
Pony pussy everywhere
My friends they all hang up
Except for that one sick friend
Who now has his own up
||
||To clop or not to clop, that is the question
Whether it is nobler in the net’s browser
To furiously yank to AppleDash images
Or to silently splooge on your screen to a sensual incest scene
And to do so, shall I offend
Cause I am on cam with my friends
And they do not understand
This need, this compulsion
To cum inside pastel colored ponies
As they muff munch each other as rule thirty-four dictates
Oh why, oh why, must you post Luna’s flank
When I had just cleaned my screen
Why must you make me wank
So sore is my crank
But I digress, I plead, I ask for more Molestia
I dream of that fair princess
Who majestically waves her six cocks
And then blesses us with readings of wincest
So my cock grows hard
And my arm grows tired
I find an image of DJ-PON3
And now the cock has fired
NO MORE! NO MORE! I plead to the ponies
No more can I stand this
No more can I clop
For I have blisters on my palms
And my dick burns to the touch
And then Chrysalis spreads her legs
And uses the hole in her hoofs to get me off
So much for quitting this obsession
I must continue to clop
And so my friends listen
In horror as I moan
Except for that one totally sick fuck
Who focuses in asking for more
Pony pussy everywhere
My friends they all hang up
Except for that one sick friend
Who now has his own up
||
ponypony221
Excessively based homo
I hate discovering a song I like from a band then finding none of their other songs are similar.