Random Nonsense Thread

@UrbanMysticDee  
I don’t like her, but I find it fun to pretend I do to upset the other crazies.

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The best thing about this place was to have the kids to do it for free as a child that was not the first time they had been in a place that I had been in love for so many times and I’ll be happy with that one day I was going through a lot and I’ll be in the mood to do something for myself as I am sure you have done it before you have a chance of me getting to the place that I have been working for you in the last couple years since you were the first to tell you that I am not a good fit in your business with dumbest funk What do you Make of This?

Hello

@ponypony221  
It’s me

@Anonymous #9D3C  
Just him, and you, and me.

They’ve invented gaydar for real. All other inventions are now officially crap.

@UrbanMysticDee  
What about the Lesdar?

@Zaknel  
It’s less accurate.

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There’s nothing wrong with bread. People have been eating bread for thousands of years. The problem is the chemicals they put in the modern science they call mass-produced bread, not the flour, water, and yeast.

@UrbanMysticDee  
The problem with bread is like everything else, it used to be limited. Now you can buy a loaf for a dollar and eat yourself to immobility. Maybe that will end soon. There’s a silver lining to economic collapse; less fatasses.

Brad eats Bread then goes to Bed

Two portraits by the same painter, allegedly of the same woman, Catherine Howard, fifth wife of Henry VIII.
 

 

 
The first one looks rather ugly with the big nose and the double chin. The second one is quite attractive. I have trouble believing they are the same person.

@UrbanMysticDee  
The difference between giving the artist no tip and a big tip.

When she has a boyfriend VS when she’s single.

DUCK!