Random Nonsense Thread

 
 

@UrbanMysticDee  
Slav Racial Bonus: +10 to all stats when crouching.

Dragons.

Despite it all, I still remain.

Last week I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film

Lake Titicaca

@UrbanMysticDee  
Nicaragua

This one guy at the grocery store I think he invented smoking.

I saw this Indian guy at the store. He looked totally normal from behind but when he turned sideways he was like 300 months pregnant. There were like 12 people in his stomach.

RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

@ponypony221  
it’s a skinner box

@ponypony221
 

@Fleur de Lis  

 
@UrbanMysticDee  
It’s a good old ruse.  

 
You know shit just got serious when you need a man behind multiple concrete barriers to train a gun on a turnstile that only allows one person through at a time.

@UrbanMysticDee  
It’s just the entrance to Disneyland, isn’t it?

I am going to join the local Black Israelite chapter.

Lecture 1: The Tyrannical Reign Of Princess Twilight Sparkle
 
Introduction
 
In this lecture, we will explore the origins of magic in the land of [CENSORED], and the impact that magic has had on the world and its [CENSORED]. We will learn that magic in [CENSORED] has been dominated by Princess Twilight Sparkle, who is so obsessed with magic that she has turned it into a tyrannical reign of terror.
 
The Magic in [CENSORED]
 
In [CENSORED], magic is the only force that is stronger than gravity. As such, magic is extremely powerful and very useful, as it is capable of moving things, including [CENSORED], through space. It is even capable of moving things across the universe. Magic is also very dangerous, as it is capable of moving things at super-fast speeds, of moving things through solid matter, and of moving things into other dimensions. Because of its power, magic is a very expensive commodity. It is not uncommon for the most powerful wizards to spend 100 billion Magic Points just to cast a single spell.