Random Nonsense Thread

Accidental vore

Father accidently almosts eats his son - What happens next will SHOCK you!!!

@Anonymous #478D  
Is this like an ad, or something? It seems like the clickbait articles I see on various news websites.

Video talks about rat studies
 
Shows images of what are clearly mice.

@UrbanMysticDee  
I smell a rat.

Random idiot tries to clickbait people - What happens next will SHOCK you!!!

I think of dreams.

@Havoc  
I dream of thinks.

I actually once dreamt of sleep.

@Officer Hotpants  
You are dreaming right now.

@Fleur de Lis  
God, I hope not. Because today has been really fucking boring.

Plot twist from M. Night Shyamalamadingdong:
 
Eyes Wide Shut was not just a thriller, it was a last-ditch warning.

The Phantom Menace broke new ground by featuring the first homosexual in Star Wars.  

 

@UrbanMysticDee  
Fat isn’t the thing I am thinking of shaming in this case.

@Dex Stewart  

Taylor Swift esque furry cat woman attacks an androgynous giant alien in a homicidal rage - What happens next will SHOCK you!!!

@Anonymous #478D  
I tried making some AI porn, it kind of looked like that.

@Dex Stewart  
He did seem awfully eager to get sandwiched in between the boys.

@Anonymous #6A1E  
M. Night Shaymalan?
 
People still talk about him?

Desperate villain can’t defeat the determined hero, then summons the true big bad who’s been absent for a while - What happens next will SHOCK you!!!

Who can cure Shining Armor’s horn std?

This house is too damn haunted.
 
I thought the spirit was bad enough, but now I have a vampire too. And it left a bloody bite on my neck.

We need the evil grandma that demands kisses.