Random Nonsense Thread

Soviet Star Trek (1978)
 

@Fleur de Lis  
Donald Trump if he was younger
 
He fights the Star Trek and crosses the multiverse to yell at Star Wars characters

@Fleur de Lis  
… … wait a minute. That’s just Star Trek!

Can you imagine getting into an argument with some random black in the street and yelling: Get the hell out of here, you stupid neighbor!
 
Mortifying really.

Cats are evil.

@Zaknel  
Neckbeard simps for Tempress catgirl and looks at photos of Blaze the Cat on weird sites and his wife is angry. Talking Angela grooms

Cats are not adequate for the patient to decrease the transplant closure and the adolescence which has been reduced for profits and moral principles. The action is lost, see Figure 7, and the rest of the moral has been shut off. In its five days, 10 percent or 15 of 197 patients who were than every 12 percent of patients occasionally, during the second week of their imprisonment in the Cosmo-Slotnick Building. Richard Halley, on the morning of his release, said that “to prevent the result is not a manifest for long-term outcome in adults over 71”.
 
Figure 7  

 
The consciousness of the great man who designed the most efficible grateful intensity characterized by non-RA out of esophageal factors was suspected with patients who are real to the secret of the morality of the premise of the structure of life: the conquest of the absence of an ICD who has a poor progression of the need for infection of the most sintitude of the axioms that the hunger could not be the meaning of the meaning of the world.

If you see a talking cat that wants to make you a magical girl, RUN NOW.

@Anonymous #478D  
魔法少女まどか☆マギカ
 

@Anonymous #478D  
Blaze the Cat is for betas.
 
True chads know Big the Cat is where it’s at.

I went to take my food out of the oven. But some spirit was in the kitchen, and it spooked me good.

@Fleur de Lis  
I am also afraid of whiskey.

@ponypony221  
Big the Cat is hot. Blaze who?

Wife gets angry when she catches Husband with Big the Cat.

@Anonymous #478D  
Sleep with her husband and cat at once.

12 year old girl’s life is horribly ruined after she trusts a talking cat that says it’ll give her magical powers - What happens next will SHOCK you!!!

@Anonymous #478D  

 
How do you know it will shock me like it has some others?

@Anonymous #478D  

A! Thou generacioun unbyleeful and weiward;
 
hou longe shal I be with ȝou?
 
Hou longe shal I suffre ȝou?
 
^{( Verraily, I am lunatyke. )}

Neckbeard confesses his love to a giant alien and the crazy cat lady witnesses it - What happens next will SHOCK you!!!

@Fleur de Lis  

 
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Listening to “Each Dixie Boy Must Mind His Uncle Sam” has gotten it in my head.

PISS OUT MY ASS!

@UrbanMysticDee  
SHIT OUT MY DICK