Random Nonsense Thread

@UrbanMysticDee  
I cannot blame him. That’s how he gets the bear necessities he needs to live.

@Anonymous #5696  
Like girls with big booties?

@Officer Hotpants  
He likes big butts and he cannot lie.

Got a job email instead of saying “please respond” it says “please revert”. Is that some new business lingo that’s changed in the past year?

Maybe this can help.
 
TL;DR Some are saying it might be used in China, Hong Kong, India, Malaysia and perhaps Ireland. So, it sounds like it’s used by foreigners who technically know what the word “revert” means, but they’re still using incorrectly.

@UrbanMysticDee  
I think he was telling you to return to a previous evolutionary phase.

When I pee, I never stand directly in front of the toilet because I’m afraid a spike is going to suddenly pop out and impale me through the dicc before I can finish.

@Humble Oriathan  

@Humble Oriathan  
When will this spike abuse end?

@Officer Hotpants  
 
When he makes it end.

@Dex Stewart  
I thought that was a giant can at first.

@Officer Hotpants  
he drinks to forget

@UrbanMysticDee  
@Officer Hotpants  
I may suffer from some kind of detatchment from reality…just a bit, tho…

@Officer Hotpants  
It is. It contains whoopass.

@Humble Oriathan  
going to the bathroom must be a whole spiritual journey for you in that case

@Humble Oriathan  
Don’t suffer from a detachment from reality. Enjoy it.

@Humble Oriathan  
I wouldn’t call that suffering, giving the state of reality these days.
 
@Anonymous #5696  
Yeah, well judging by the state of that tag I’d say someone shook the can real good before they handed it to him.

@Officer Hotpants  
Weird. When you open the can of whoopass, it’s the recipient who’s supposed to get shaken.

Why is it every time a Chinee person tries to build a wall Mongorians have to go and knock it down?

@UrbanMysticDee  
#BirBridgesNotWarrs.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Mongorians don’t rike shitty walls.

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