Random Nonsense Thread
Fleur de Lis 
déanaim seitreach
Excuse me but whatever your secret is is the next big thing, according to CNN.
Napsack 
Senior Moderator
Glare Mare
Experts agree: Your DNA should be taught in school, that’s just science.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
Hank Hill was allegedly born 15 April 1953, but he was running back at Arlen High when he took the team to the state championship in 1974, meaning he was 21 when he was a senior in high school, which was 3 years after he graduated because he signed up for the Army after graduating in 1971 and was rejected for having a narrow urethra.
Humble Oriathan 
Wally Worshiper
@UrbanMysticDee
Umm…he went back to high school to get 2 diplomas as compensation for not having a college degree?
Umm…he went back to high school to get 2 diplomas as compensation for not having a college degree?
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
@Humble Oriathan
Why did Bill, Boomhauer, and Dale go back with him? And how did they let Bill come back from Vietnam?
Why did Bill, Boomhauer, and Dale go back with him? And how did they let Bill come back from Vietnam?
Officer Hotpants 
Moderator
Double-0 Negative
@Acres
I can’t help but feel like this is related to something I said shortly before. (Questionable rating)
I can’t help but feel like this is related to something I said shortly before. (Questionable rating)
UrbanMysticDee
One kid was on the ground, couldn’t get up, and he was seconds away from running the kid over until Hank slammed a cooler against the back of his head and pulled the keys out of the ignition.
Coach Sauers is also living off of Hank’s accomplishments. Even though nothing he was shown doing helped the team get any better or win any games he is regarded as the best coach in Arlen history because Hank brought the team to the state championship for probably the first and last time ever.
Bae > Bay
“Sour” Coach Whitey Sauers tried to run over the kids he was coaching by chasing them with his car on the football field. That’s attempted murder. In Texas (according to the Internet):
Attempted murder is a felony punishable by: A minimum of 2 and a maximum of 20 years in state prison; and/or. a fine of up to $10,000.One of the following elements must be present to prove an attempted murder charge in a court of law: Willful intent to physically harm and kill another person. Demonstration of willful disregard for human life through the use of reckless physical assault.
One kid was on the ground, couldn’t get up, and he was seconds away from running the kid over until Hank slammed a cooler against the back of his head and pulled the keys out of the ignition.
Coach Sauers is also living off of Hank’s accomplishments. Even though nothing he was shown doing helped the team get any better or win any games he is regarded as the best coach in Arlen history because Hank brought the team to the state championship for probably the first and last time ever.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
@Dex Stewart
That’s what I thought, but what does that have to do with Alec Baldwin killing the director? They were filming a western.
That’s what I thought, but what does that have to do with Alec Baldwin killing the director? They were filming a western.
ANoobis 
Ghibelline Omnipotens
>Choosing a prop gun to incriminate the lead actor?
Going undercover is a major part of the Hitman series. The greentext is predicated on the idea that the Alec Baldwin that did the shooting was 47 disguised as Baldwin.
Going undercover is a major part of the Hitman series. The greentext is predicated on the idea that the Alec Baldwin that did the shooting was 47 disguised as Baldwin.