Holy crap, Chris-chan... [NSFW]

Well, also according to Kiwifarms, Barb is being taken care of by some close relatives, which might explain why Chris’ room was cleared and vacated- after finding out what he was doing to her, they definitely don’t want him to ever go back to his mom’s side.  
Of course, the big moron is more concerned about being worshipped as a god and has no interest about his future homeless status once he’s released from jail.

@Color Anon  
One more homeless man who thinks he’s Jesus reborn.

@Officer Hotpants  

@Dex Stewart  
Why does that look familiar? That’s not Aqua Teen, is it?

It feels to me like he crashed his life at exactly the wrong time. I can’t help but think that NFTs might have been his lifeline. Considering the absolute garbage for which people pay thousands, and his Internet notoriety, it seems that the NFT ecosystem was tailor-made for him. But he went in just in time to miss the boom.

@Officer Hotpants  
Yeah, it’s from the episode Gee Whiz. Everyone but Frylock sees Jesus Gee Whiz in this billboard, and then it turns out to be Ted Nugent. He mistakes Carl’s arm for a varmint and shoots it with an explosive arrow that causes Carl to burst into a rainbow that doesn’t offend anyone. Also a spider lays eggs in Meatwad who then believes he’s pregnant.

@Dex Stewart  
I loved that show. It was like a beautiful shitposting thread.

@Officer Hotpants  

Never trust anyone who dislikes pickles.

Someone should make a movie or a documentary about chris chan life.

@Zack  
Have a watch if you got like 30 hours to waste
 
honestly…it’s worth the watch

@Zack  
Someone is. It’s called Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History.

@Zack  
Michael Bay. That is who should.

@ANoobis  
I mean like a Netflix documentary mini series with actors.

@Acres  
Thanks i will watch it

The tugboat may still be in play. It sounds like the time he’s been waiting for his trial doesn’t count for the thirty days cutoff. Either Barb is receiving it in full, or she can’t access it, and it’s been building in his bank account this whole time.

@ANoobis  
I’ve said this before, but I don’t think the tugboat gets cut off until he actually gets convicted for something.  
As far as the Social Security Administration is concerned, he’s still an innocent man.  
You know, ‘presumption of innocence’ and all that.
 
At least now it’s going towards Barb’s debts and medical bills instead of legos.

@Twiface  
Speaking about Barb, she got charged with over $ 100 on fines and court costs for her car accident from last month, since it was her fault.  
That woman is really having a miserable way to spend her final remaining months.

@Color Anon  
Months? Is her condition that bad?

@Twiface  
From what Kiwifarms has revealed, she was already in pretty bad shape, both physically and mentally before the car accident.  
Chris’ retarded version about “caring” for her needs didn’t help either for Barb’s health.

Short update: according to his lastest phone call from jail, Chris seems to like being behind of bars, but his grip on reallity is weaker than ever.
 

 
From what his letters and phone calls have revealed so far, Chris is taking his jail time as a vacation at a hotel where he is not allowed to leave, but that’s it- he likes the food, likes the clean clothes he gets to wear and likes the junk food he’s allowed to buy from the jail store, plus he likes how the phone calls and letters he’s allowed to make and send still allow him to e-beg for more free money.  
So basically he still hasn’t understood that jail time is something that people gets when they do bad things.

@Color Anon  

Why would he? It requires having abstract thinking.

@Color Anon  
That karma for enabling Chris

@Color Anon  
I wonder when he forgot that he was lying.

@Color Anon  
It’s a very low bar if clean clothes, non-microwaved food, and junk food are all that’s needed to keep him happy. There’s also the fact that he no longer has any of the chores or responsibilities he might have had to do when he lived at home.
 
He’s only been in jail for a couple of months and he still has regular contact with the outside world. The fact that people keep sending him letters is enabling his delusions about being a cult leader. At some point though, I expect the attention will dry up and he’ll be left alone. It might take months, it might take years, but at some point wouldn’t the novelty of him being in jail and founding his own religion wear off? Or am I underestimating the power of weenery?