Holy crap, Chris-chan... [NSFW]

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I read something about Barb thinking she’s descended from Anne Boleyn? And she’s a Tudor? Anne Boleyn only had one offspring, and that was Elizabeth I. Elizabeth never had kids and was the end of the Tudor monarchs. There is no line from Anne Boleyn.
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Assuming that he was transferred due to being declared incompetent to stand trial, the tugboat is gone as of day 30.
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Well, Chris is back to Central Virginia jail.  
His new mugshot can give us a hint of what happened to him during his stay at the funny house, as his shit eating grin is no more.  
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Let’s hope his time out had taught him at least one good thing.
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@Color Anon  
I was barely aware who Chris Chan was, so I saw him giving a speech about the universal image or something, and I was like, oh, Chris Chan’s a chick?  
I had no idea he was obsessed with finding a lesbian to date because he had some kind of complex about having a girlfriend who’d had a boyfriend at some point in time.
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@ponypony221  
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To be more specific, he had an infected piercing on his taint and convinced himself that he was growing a vagina via hypnosis. He then proceeded to “free” it with a knife. Which is why I maintain that he’s not competent enough to decide that he’s trans. Mother fucker’s dumb.
 
EDIT: I swear that “mother fucker” part was unintentional.
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He also spent years buying cheap estrogen and chugging it down like soda under the idea it was a magical potion that would transform him into a young and beautiful teenaged-like girl.  
All what he accomplished was messing up his body and mind because he was taking it without a proper medical prescription and so he never bothered with proper dosages or checking if his autism medication would react badly to it.
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@ponypony221  
I have no idea just how much is real and how much he plays up for attention, and I don’t think we’ll ever know. I think a very sizable chunk falls into the former category, however, given the crazy shit he’s acted upon in severely harmful and *self-*harmful ways. You don’t knife your own taint for the sake of a bit. Or fuck your senile, elderly mother, for that matter. He is genuinely crazy. So take the wild shit a stupid person can believe, take the wild shit a crazy person can believe and then realize that he’s both.
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