Derpibooru Post Traumatic Stress Disorder Relief Thread

Psy Key
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Cocky Scamp
@Anonymous #428A  
>Still mad about it  
Holy shit. We’re gonna have ourselves a mini GG.
 
@Barhandar  
>pride month raid 2020  
Am I completely blanking on this? Am I tong skull right now?
 
>Twittermites doing Twittermite things  
Can we just appreciate that a little annoying, fast, hyper-reactionary bug that you need to kill with pesticides was created within our glorious world of MLP, and it fits SO WELL with blue checkmarks that we cannot help ourselves but call them that?
 
Also, I just picture Derpi staff just all turning tail, and suddenly they’re tripping over one another, plushies are getting dropped, merch is going all over the place, and they lock one another out of rooms and shit. Crab bucket supreme indeed!
 
They manage to be some horribly warped and even worse version of Caesars conspirators. They don’t know who the actual target is, and anyone walking out or not understanding the plan is immediately assumed to be Caesar himself. Like 10-sided civil war. I wouldn’t be surprised if, at some point, they thought I was apart of their staff in some super twist galaxy brain twist.
 
I know for a fact my IP has like, special parameters to it for Derpi. I can have a logged-in tab of Derpi and open a new tab, go onto google and search ‘Derpibooru’ instead of going to the address, clicking on the site from the search results, and I can enter a logged-out version of Derpi where if I click ‘register’ or ‘login’ it says I am banned. However, up until a little over a week ago, I had a fully functional Derpi account, so I was basically able to see that as long as I went through the address in my address bar, it would have me logged in and not banned.
 
They go to extreme lengths to put someone on a short leash. Now they’re holding the leash, with no animal in the collar, and think that putting the leash on a concrete-anchored peg somehow keeps the animal tethered.
Barhandar
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained (Cheeky Breeky)

@Psy Key  
>Am I completely blanking on this? Am I tong skull right now?  
Because it’s a nothingburger beyond derpi staff having been trying to inflate it into a serious thing (presumably to appear more important) by complaining about how they’re raided every pride month before it.  
>Can we just appreciate that a little annoying, fast, hyper-reactionary bug that you need to kill with pesticides was created within our glorious world of MLP, and it fits SO WELL with blue checkmarks that we cannot help ourselves but call them that?  
Speak for yourself, I’ve not seen anyone but myself call them that yet, despite how well it fits.  
Presumably everyone forgot twittermites are an actual canon thing.  
>and anyone walking out or not understanding the plan is immediately assumed to be Caesar himself  
There’s a VERY SIZABLE chance that they still hadn’t caught whoever leaked their log.  
>Like 10-sided civil war.  
That’s what happens when you have ZERO internal communication and agreement, and continue to not fucking communicate even after a massive fuckup caused by failure to communicate. All of which has started happening relatively soon after they moved from IRC to Discord. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!  
I mean, their failure to communicate and having dense retards on staff was LONG before discord, but it’s fun to blame everything on that shit pile of clique promoter.  
>and I can enter a logged-out version of Derpi where if I click ‘register’ or ‘login’ it says I am banned  
You sure you’re not confusing their two domains? You can have different cookies on derpibooru.org and trixiebooru.org despite it being same site.
Anonymous #428A
@Barhandar  
I thought datte and wolvan used twittermite pretty extensively, but I suppose they don’t post often on this site.
Barhandar
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained (Cheeky Breeky)

@Anonymous #428A  
I am not on twitter any site that tries to literally mug me for my phone number can go fuck itself or their servers, if any, and I don’t remember many mentions beyond mine in the derpi drama threads.
KillswitchEngageHyperFanatic
Liberty Belle - A bell rings once again in honor of the unchained.  (Attended our anniversary picture.)

More Than Just A Fanboy
Damn, guys! All the things I’m getting right now are impactant. I know at this point we should be desensitized about the capable things Derpi’s administration can do, but when we dig deep inside the iceberg, we find too much shit encased in ice. I used to respect so much the administration in Derpibooru, back in 2017 when I created my account there, because it was a place to share almost any kind of pony images without problems. But now, those days are only part of the past. The place is not even the shadow it used to be. I wonder if the administration was always good, and the events in 2020 was only the wick to start the explosion and posterior fire in the remains of a fallen website, or if they corrupted themselves with the phase of time.
 
I say this, because I had conversations with Princess Luna, Derpy Whooves, and Armadillo. They were nice persons in our conversations, respectful, and they didn’t treat me like a sub-human just for beign administrators. Anyone else had grateful experiences with the admins in the past? Or I was too innocent to see behind their false masks?
Anonymous #5F71
@KillswitchEngageHyperFanatic  
Don’t forget that time when Ciaran went to /mlp/ to shill derpibooru and to try to viralize the idea that filing a DNP made you a traitor who wanted to kill the fandom or something like that.  
The thread was preserved here. Can you spot the moment he began talking?
Barhandar
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained (Cheeky Breeky)

@Anonymous #5F71  
First, I don’t know where 31 pride month filtered people came from, amended to the actual value of 9 out of 587. Second, that thread has reminded me on how derpi staff spent several DAYS squirming and justifying keeping an ACAB picture with decapitated pig yet immediately moved to ban futa aryanne pic because of swastika in background. Shit was hilarious, in a deeply schadenfreude way.
 
Oh, also benson trying to justify them swatting patachu by saying that patachu swatted someone and basically roundabout is fair play  
For reference, the guy patachu swatted is WILDWULF.  
And if you don’t want some scumfuck like that in your search history, here’s a recap: he raped his dog 400 times (not hyperbole), tried to murder someone because he thought they were driving under influence, ran from jail after that
Psy Key
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Cocky Scamp
@Barhandar  
>Derpibooru spreading their own FUD to their own userbase  
>Derpibooru staff being their own problem to the point it can be described as the Brony Edsel.  

 
I’m gonna start using ‘twittermite’, my man! It’s amazing!
 
And no, I don’t think I’m confusing the 2 domains, since I don’t use Trixiebooru.org. I never have. I thought was something that Russians had to use, and it was specially made so they could bypass some state restrictions.
 
 
@KillswitchEngageHyperFanatic  
I haven’t been on Derpibooru since the dawn, but I can say that there was a point when moderation was fairly tame compared to what they became later. I firmly believe they were corrupted over time, but I think that the problems were directly related to their core staff before anything else. Like the above part of this post, the Ford Edsel reference, most of the major problems were just baked into the core of the site. Not the coding (as much as I know of it, anyway), or anything else that they managed to screw up functionally. (I actually believe that that’s one of the most interesting parts is that they made such an amazingly functional and sorta basic site, but the staff was just completely fucked.) I mean, at one point or another they had quite a few big mention artists on their staff. (I think.)
 
I think the catalyst for everything just going completely off the wall was when they started saying certain things were just not okay to talk about, and the staffs attitude toward the userbase started to become, “You’re all idiots and we have to keep you in line so the site still looks good.” I personally don’t know of a single derpi staff member who hasn’t bragged about the site’s traffic, the major artists that post there, and so forth. If I remember correctly, a few even bragged about donation amounts.
 
But, I do believe everything was just set in from the beginning, because Teaspoon is extremely SJW and doesn’t understand how he’s so far left that he’s the most authoritarian person I know of in my lifetime, that isn’t someone from history. All it took was a gradual realization that his precious pony site isn’t sunshine and rainbows because humans are still human, and it set off a slow chain reaction that just got bigger and bigger.
 
My first interaction with Ciaran was before they were a mod, or maybe they were an assistant, but they told me off and basically stepped out of line. I reported it, and their messages were deleted from the image thread. Then they were promoted to moderator shortly after.
 
I don’t think I’ve ever interacted with Armadillo, but I could be wrong.
 
As for Meow, him and I were an item for a time. We actually got along well until we started getting stupidly emotional, and neither of us were in great shape for a relationship anyway, and they did nothing to really tell other Derpi staff to stop assuming I’m gonna do something bad all the time. In fact, part of me thinks they got close to me for the time being for the sake of the staff, to keep an eye on me. I would actually not be surprised if that was the case. For some reason, Derpi staff, for the longest time, has seen me as this huge red flag.
 
As for the staff in general, they put things on your profile that only staff can see. Notes. I’ve seen them myself because Meow could never help himself and NOT show me mod tools and whatnot. I know of one specifically where they have archived a cringey forum thread I started where I was asking how to get women in my bed at BABSCon. As far as I know, nobody else is even able to see that thread anymore, but staff, and they have a note next to it that says, “Never forget.” My only conclusion is that they use these notes on users to inform new staff of potential problems or those they can laugh at and talk shit on without consequence.
 
@Anonymous #5F71  
See, from my perspective there’s like fuckin’ 5 of the staff in there, and sometimes they don’t even recognize one another. This is like spotting a kike or alphabet on /b/. “I’m a white woman and I love BBC! White boys just can’t compete!” “Hey /b/ros, let’s talk about all the children we should rape with my thinly veiled loli bread!”
 
HONK HONK
Barhandar
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained (Cheeky Breeky)

@Psy Key  
You’re definitely confusing that with the reason derpiboo.ru was taken down (a “take this picture down it offends our sensibilities” non-stop spam from roskompozor), trixiebooru.org was made so that people could be logged into two different accounts at once (e.g. staff/not staff accounts, or a separate RP one). You also don’t need a different domain to bypass that block due to how spectacularly incompetent - they’ve managed to block their own domain, 127.0.0.1 and sberbank once - it is  
I haven’t been on Derpibooru since the dawn, but I can say that there was a point when moderation was fairly tame compared to what they became later. I firmly believe they were corrupted over time
It’s mostly that they became less diluted due to toxic ones driving away non-toxic ones that tried to actually mingle, and growing more extreme over time is a given.  
that they made such an amazingly functional and sorta basic site
They still don’t have a batch image deletion tool in the UI, as far as I know, it’s either “hide DNPed images one by one” or “ask someone with access to database console to run a script”. It’s only functional on user-facing side, i.e. for show.
 
Also remember that TSP is not the original site staff, that would be Carcer and Clover the Clever (who’s an idiot and a cuck anyway). The situation is kinda similar to Minecraft Forge’s, in that people who’ve actually founded it (spacetoad and Eloraam) left, resulting in a grandiose narcissist taking the sole control.  
If I remember correctly, a few even bragged about donation amounts.
The ones that are simultaneously “1200/750 USD” and “we barely have money to run the site”?  
and doesn’t understand how he’s so far left that he’s the most authoritarian person I know of in my lifetime
He’s not authoritarian. He’s spineless. He did at least three ultimatums (“stop excusing shit with autism”, “stop excusing TUA”, and “IRON FIST”) that resulted in absolutely nothing.  
was just set in from the beginning, because Teaspoon is extremely SJW
Only if you mean “bigoted asshole” sense as opposed to “promoting criminals and gold-diggers while ignoring the impoverished and the dying” sense. Additionally it’s perfectly possible to become a SJW for clout, showcase: literallywhoot (…though in his case it’s also lusting after pseudovagina)  
I don’t think I’ve ever interacted with Armadillo, but I could be wrong.
French, blind to derpi staff shit because “hurr durr friends”, likes andoilette, hates stuffed croissaints.  
I’ve seen them myself because Meow could never help himself and NOT show me mod tools and whatnot
also known as “why severely mentally unstable people should never be in charge of anything”.  
My only conclusion is that they use these notes on users to inform new staff of potential problems or those they can laugh at and talk shit on without consequence.
That is basically the point, yes.  
“I’m a white woman and I love BBC! White boys just can’t compete!”
That’s especially hilarious given how allegedly in porn industry BOTH white women and black women prefer white men.
Anonymous #7A36
Yo Psy I’m going to say you sound like a really educated fellow so why the heck did you even date this mrmeow? I gather from your messages he is basically one giant fucking loser who couldn’t even appreciate bed cuddles lol
 
I got curious so went digging his pages, other than realizing he’s a giant furfag he claims to be in a relationship with some guy that goes by fleetfoot on derpibooru, ever heard of them? cuz after your description of meow I think this fleetfoot guy is probably made up or maybe even tsp tulpa
NotYourAverageLurker

Autismo-energy when?
@Barhandar  
Yeah, a lot of the decline of the userbase in DB is due to attrition. Lots of users just leave the site because they’ve outgrown the show or audience. Hell, the only reason I’m even bothering to make an account here is because I just want to watch the drama involving the people that have so ruined DB in the first place. Leftie infiltration is a real thing especially for that site, and it really just soured me.
Psy Key
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Cocky Scamp
It’s mostly that they became less diluted due to toxic ones driving away non-toxic ones that tried to actually mingle, and growing more extreme over time is a given.
 
That makes a ton of sense, actually. Still means it’s a root or near-root problem, but at least now there’s a very believable explanation. Not only that, but it’s extremely natural.
 
They still don’t have a batch image deletion tool in the UI, as far as I know, it’s either “hide DNPed images one by one” or “ask someone with access to database console to run a script”. It’s only functional on user-facing side, i.e. for show.
Also remember that TSP is not the original site staff, that would be Carcer and Clover the Clever (who’s an idiot and a cuck anyway). The situation is kinda similar to Minecraft Forge’s, in that people who’ve actually founded it (spacetoad and Eloraam) left, resulting in a grandiose narcissist taking the sole control.
 
I think I do remember there being a few comments that Meow made of the site’s core functionalities, but I shrugged it off because after a while I was like, “What reason do I have to know this if I’m not apart of the staff or going to make my own image board?” So, I just tuned stuff like that out.
 
I do remember both Carcer and Clover very faintly. It was probably a massive mistake for them to leave it with Teaspoon, but I can’t fault them for wanting to go their own ways. Nobody should ever be angry at someone for trying to attain happiness or a better frame of mind. Their judgement was, perhaps, just a bit shortsighted.
 
The ones that are simultaneously “1200/750 USD” and “we barely have money to run the site”?
 
Oh yeah! For some time, Meow gave me information akin to ‘we earn quite a bit of money to run the site, and have more than enough’, and it struck me as odd since they’re saying that the site costs $25 a day to run, which made no sense to me. Granted, Derpi is a sizable site data-wise, but I currently have my own domain I’m working on (lazily), and it’s only going to cost $200 or so a year for that itself. A few other things bring it up to about $400 a year, maybe. I know they had the servers updated with better hardware, but I can’t imagine those, at 2 separate server banks, in 2 separate countries in the EU where energy is supposedly cheaper than the US, cost $25 a day to run.
 
And supposedly all their extra cash flow went to charity, or that was the plan as their Patreon stated, and then some dude contacted the charity that they were supposedly sending all extra funds to and they emailed back that they weren’t even aware of anyone sending such donations. (Odd considering it would need to be something on the books. You can’t just make multiple $100+ donations a year and it go completely unnoticed.)
 
He’s not authoritarian. He’s spineless. He did at least three ultimatums (“stop excusing shit with autism”, “stop excusing TUA”, and “IRON FIST”) that resulted in absolutely nothing.
 
See, issuing ultimatums like that as one who runs a site, to me, is very authoritarian. Whether they’re successful and achieve something is irrelevant when it comes to the core functionality. You’re telling people that you must do this or suffer consequences, without considering any other options, and barely ever budging. It wasn’t until a major shake-up that things just fell apart because all the engines caught fire at once.
 
I remember specifically, when I was really doing well with my merch selling for artists and creators, I tried gathering a bit of consumer data from those that may be interested, and I chose Derpi because it was the largest purely MLP site out there. I was banned because they thought I was attempting to harvest emails and all this other stuff, which wasn’t the case because I remember specifically turning off the saving of each response beyond the information within the response. It just required a gmail login to make sure there’s no multiple responses from one person, so they acted. Well, nearly every artist I was partnered with at the time took major offense to that, since everything I do for that storefront is for them really, and some of them were going to straight up just pull their art from the site and Teaspoon backpedaled harder than a cyclist about to go down hamburger hill.
 
Only if you mean “bigoted asshole” sense as opposed to “promoting criminals and gold-diggers while ignoring the impoverished and the dying” sense. Additionally it’s perfectly possible to become a SJW for clout, showcase: literallywhoot (…though in his case it’s also lusting after pseudovagina)
 
Yeah, bigoted asshole is pretty spot on, but I’d say there were a few instances where he gave me this feeling that he didn’t care if rules or laws were broken if it was his enemies getting some sort of punishment. I never saw him as a fair person, and maybe I’m bias.
 
French, blind to derpi staff shit because “hurr durr friends”, likes andoilette, hates stuffed croissaints.
 
>Weird-ass french dude  
I never thought I’d say this, but he sounds SANE compared to other staff members.
 
also known as “why severely mentally unstable people should never be in charge of anything”.
 
I guess he thought that it was cool and wanted to show me it, which I can understand, but if I were in his position I wouldn’t even be monitoring the site in official capacity in the presence of another individual who is not staff. To me, this hurts privacy and makes things slightly less secure. If I were more inclined and not completely computer science illiterate, what he showed me on multiple occasions would’ve likely been enough to attempt to find vulnerabilities and flaws in the site to get greater access and cause problems.
 
I know if anyone really wanted to, and I know this because he seemed ecstatic to tell me on multiple occasions, there’s a button in the site’s backend which will just delete the entire site. Maybe it’s all bullshit, but why tell me on multiple occasions and seem happy about it? Do you think you’re giving me the nuclear launch codes or something?
 
 
@Anonymous #7A36  
>Educated  
You are naïve and you flatter me greatly. I’m very thankful that you think I’m knowledgeable, but unfortunately I cannot truthfully say the same from my perspective. There are many things I don’t think about, don’t know, flat out get wrong because I think I know what I’m talking about, and so on. I have a hunger for knowledge, and a desire to be correct on empirical grounds rather than to care extensively about one’s emotions on the matter. (Rather odd considering my desire to go into the psychiatric field of medicine and science, which focuses, in many areas and situations, on emotions and how they affect your decisions and interactions.)
 
I have to chalk it up to, we had a fight some time before the instances where he rejected my sensitive advances. And, that fight also included with it extreme emotional back and forth where we were both distraught and said things that likely, on both sides, are completely ridiculous to my level-headed self. I’m not innocent in this tale. I was a rather terrible partner. I cannot speak against or for Meow, on this particular subject, but I will say that at one point I believe our affections were absolutely genuine.
 
As for Fleetfoot, I’m not 100% certain if this is the same person as I was told about the last time I spoke with Meow. All I know is that Meow and another individual (keep in mind he described the two of them as female, and both had, to my knowledge, female ‘tulpas’, Meow’s of course being their OC), were apparently getting married soon, in Germany, which MAY make Meow a German citizen now. I’m not sure.
 
While not unfounded or completely surprising, it’d be a twist if Teaspoon was, in reality, this person all along and now the two are dating. Both live in Germany, so it has a slight hair of possibility, but given how much Teaspoon talked about ‘his wife’ and such… Don’t know.
Anonymous #5F71
@Psy Key  
Might be worth mentioning that the leaks also revealed that TSP is autist, which explains his erratic behavior, constant meltdowns, obsession with certain topics and his unawareness about his own asshatery.  
On derpi he also admited that his life was very unhappy and miserable.
Anonymous #B19F
@Psy Key
and his unawareness about his own asshatery.
 
That might explain his profile in Derpi, he started all this shitshow, then hid like the coward he is and now playing the “rent free XDXDXD” card. Pretty pathetic as always.
Psy Key
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Cocky Scamp
@Anonymous #B19F  
>rent free  
I think it’s absolutely amazing how there are memes so powerful, such as HONK HONK and Rent Free, that their positive benefits can only really go one way. For HONK HONK, the left is just unable to use it because it completely disarms them on a fundamental level. For Rent Free, there’s an extremely clear line between living in someone’s head rent free, and that person just considering you a complete joke.
 
In this really great cascade of events, I feel like at least some of the derpi staff currently have me living in their completely rent free, practically paying me in comedy because I don’t really think of them at all unless the topic is present, but they seemingly cannot resist bringing me up if something goes wrong on their poorly-ran imageboard. They likely think they live in my head rent free, because they’re convinced I’m actively devising ways to destroy their site or cause problems for the userbase, when in reality I’ve completely stopped using Derpibooru past a very happenstance occurrence where I’ve gone to them out of pure muscle memory. (However, I’ve since removed this possibility, and replaced their spot in my quick links with Ponybooru.)
 
I’m actually curious, though of course we will never truly know the real answer, how often the Derpi staff just believe their site userbase has something out for them, and so they keep tabs on people. It really seems like they do this, because:
 
  1. Why would I get banned for something offsite? This does nothing, as I never plan to use Derpibooru in a meaningful capacity ever again, so banning me for ‘being a community threat’ is so baseless that if I were petty I could probably make a court case for it, and citing harassment via the use of banning. They must keep thinking about me, if they go to the length of banning a user that hasn’t been active on their site for nearly a year.
     
  2. Why immediately think about me whenever really bad press of the site happens? Why is it so hard to believe that other people also hate the site, so instead I just MUST be this culprit that thinks about Derpi constantly? They must believe I plan on destroying the site at some point, so they must always be ready.
     
  3. They provided numerous examples in the leaked chat logs that they think numerous users are intentionally causing problems for the staff, and they actively talk shit about users and even artists if they personally feel their art is terrible. It really gives the impression that they think only good artwork holds merit, and if it has an unfavorable kink, something niche, or what have you then it will give the site bad reputation. It’s like they don’t see their users as anything but numbers to tout as traffic and say they have a successful site. They think repeating it will eventually make it true.
     
    A little message for all derpi staff members and former members.
Barhandar
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained (Cheeky Breeky)

@Psy Key  
>And supposedly all their extra cash flow went to charity, or that was the plan as their Patreon stated, and then some dude contacted the charity that they were supposedly sending all extra funds to and they emailed back that they weren’t even aware of anyone sending such donations.  
I mean, the only option to have BOTH “we’re getting at least 50% extra covered per month according to public patreon count and public cost listing” and “we have no spare money” is to have someONE be pocketing said money.  
>You’re telling people that you must do this or suffer consequences  
The point is that he’s failing to enforce any consequences. He’s a WANNABE authoritarian.  
>I never thought I’d say this, but he sounds SANE compared to other staff members.  
Keyword “sounds”. He believes he can fix shit to the point of rejoining the staff, that is 100% guarantee of insanity.  
>and I know this because he seemed ecstatic to tell me on multiple occasions, there’s a button in the site’s backend which will just delete the entire site.  
That’s hilarious. Especially since altboorus exist, and one of them is absolutely immune to autists trying to shit it up, so it’ll achieve jack and shit nowadays.  
>All I know is that Meow and another individual (keep in mind he described the two of them as female  
>female  
doubt.jpg  
Are there really women who’d long-term enjoy someone mental, with recorded psychotic outbursts, who doesn’t even have dick (or wants to cut it off)?  
>but given how much Teaspoon talked about ‘his wife’ and such…  
Same way ciaran did? Admittedly “happy marriage” is the LEAST doubtful of his lies…
 
@Anonymous #B19F  
Technically Joey started the shitshow, TSP just added fuel to the fire. But yeah, he’s a craven rat who immediately ran for twitter and started buddying up to Dilarus.  
…who the ENTIRE staff team hates due to dilatus being an obnoxious entitled prick every time he contacted them.
 
@Psy Key  
>They likely think they live in my head rent free, because they’re convinced I’m actively devising ways to destroy their site or cause problems for the userbase  
Do you mean: PROJECTION?  
>1. Why would I get banned for something offsite?  
Because they patricipate in misguided moral crusades and are control freaks. Offsite is something they can’t control, so they’re trying to re-assert control and punish you at same time.  
>Why immediately think about me whenever really bad press of the site happens?  
That’s not correct, because they also think about Patachu and a few other users.  
>Why is it so hard to believe that other people also hate the site  
Because derpi is perfect and flawless and anyone who says otherwise is the enemy AND meow obviously has personal grudge with you  
It really gives the impression that they think only good artwork holds merit, and if it has an unfavorable kink, something niche, or what have you then it will give the site bad reputation.
It’s much simpler, actually. The left is physically incapable of escapism, and as such, they wholeheartedly believe that creating something == endorsing it and patricipating in it, e.g. all the screeching about “drawing aryanne is nazism” and “lines on paper is pedophilia”. if you want hilarious squirming and denial, point out that something the claimant does would be something vile by the same logic, e.g. that drawing horse porn is zoophilia or drawing female genital mutilation means you want to cut women IRL  
Meanwhile in real world you can absolutely make something without endorsing it. I can draw Aryanne without being a nazi. I can draw Molly Tov without being replacement fascist. I can draw things without liking them, and without ever having touched them.  
>It’s like they don’t see their users as anything but numbers to tout as traffic and say they have a successful site.  
That is accurate going by every single time they showed up on 4chan threads touting “dErPiIsThEoNlYwAy”.
Psy Key
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Cocky Scamp
@Barhandar  
>Joey started the shitshow  
You know, now that you mention that, I remember specifically speaking with quite a few long-time artists and creators that apparently went into a little Discord group with Joey to ask him what the bullshit was all about. What I was told was that Joey apparently thought that none of it was his fault at all, and that he was simply trying to fix everything, and kept trying to paint himself as the victim.
 
>Derpibooru donations pocketing  
Oh, I’m sure somewhere on the line someone was taking cream off the top. I don’t doubt it for a second. Another thing to point out is; how do they never have the money from donation to get the site to run, but can afford to spend tons of money on new hardware for the main server and SSDs for the archive side? I somehow doubt any bit of the money went to charity. Which means, if it was all a lie, then Teaspoon has broken Patreon rules of false advertisement, as well as laws regarding false advertisement. You don’t say you’re giving money to charity, and then keep it for yourself. The other option is that they’re the kind of people who take a small portion of donations and donate that, while keeping the rest, which is only marginally better than completely lying about it.
 
>Meow and Fleetfoot relationship  
I just picture in my head these two dudes, both butchering a female appearance, believing that their penises are feminine and then rubbing them together or taking turns fucking eachother. It’s this weird progression of story where, when Meow and I started dating, he hated women (At first he told me he wasn’t gay or bi). Then he wanted to be feminine, which I was all for as those are the only types of male/male relationships I like, where the sub is feminine. Then he wanted to be trans, of which I became concerned because they had told me they looked at a ton of operations and how everything comes out flawless, when I’ve been on /b/ and bitchute and watched these operations and it’s straight horrific, and I’m a guy that watches people get rekt to cathartically humble himself. Now he says he hates men and is a woman that is lesbian. The world is one big joke.
 
>Derpi staff projecting  
Surely without even knowing it, because not even a galaxy brain would intentionally project to try and play the victim, in some massive satire for them to live vicariously through. Either they’re completely retarded, or they’ve convinced themselves that their LARP is reality and they’re being massively cringe.
 
>Misguided moral crusades  
Well, obviously. The question was more rhetorical. It’s so blatantly obvious that control and having the ‘moral high ground’ was a must for this insecure bunch of mongoloids. It’s so sad that part of me legit feels sympathy for them, if only a little. If the dice rolled differently, I’m sure I’d somehow be their armchair psychiatrists.
 
>derpi being perfect and flawless  
It’s like, they’ve sunk so much effort and time into this car design, and now that it’s a rusting, slumping mess, they feel they have no choice but to double down and dump more time and effort into it, thinking they need to improve the paint, the radio, the interior, the seats.
 
>Personal grudge  
He can seethe all he wants. His family in Russia is worried about him and his decisions. One moment he can’t stop talking about sexual things with his ex (me), and the next moment is talking about how terrible life is. He’s still stuck in Germany running from reality and living as a non-citizen criticizing the government, while avoiding the draft in his home country, and dreaming about how far he’s fallen and why it just keeps on going lower into the pit of despair.
 
Meanwhile, I’m living life to the best of my ability.
 
>Leftist false equations  
It’s all one big booty tickle with derpi staff. Sand nigger IEDs are more stable than them.
 
They’ll never stop seething. If I had enough money to just burn, I’d try and get the entire timeline of Derpibooru, and all the drama, into one big movie titled THE BIG SEETHE. I would keep that movie forever, and I would show it to whomever wanted a big laugh.
Barhandar
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained (Cheeky Breeky)

@Psy Key  
>What I was told was that Joey apparently thought that none of it was his fault at all, and that he was simply trying to fix everything, and kept trying to paint himself as the victim.  
That is what the staff log shows as well.  
>WE MUST DO SOMETHING WE LOST 40000 ARTWORKS AND COUNTING  
<what YOU must do is NOTHING you fucking retard stop making it worse  
(joey, nigga, you’re the one who bent over and spread the cheeks to BLM against the wishes of both staff and userbase, and hence the one personally responsible for all the DNPs that were borne from both twittermites paying attention to derpi and your own desperate flailing)
 
>Which means, if it was all a lie, then Teaspoon has broken Patreon rules of false advertisement  
I mean, they’re STILL breaking patreon’s rules, because tsp has kept up his derpi patreon as “VECTOR ARTWORKS” and is nigh-guaranteed to either be pocketing the money or using it on derpi (or both). Also, >telling people to unsubscribe instead of dropping all of them and asking to resubscribe
 
Also, that they actually donate the money would be easy to prove. If they’re reasonable people, they’d keep the log of donations (like how Datte did with Marenheit) and could easily show it to prove their honesty.
 
>which I was all for as those are the only types of male/male relationships I like, where the sub is feminine.  
Wow that’s un-gay you un-gay horse
 
>Then he wanted to be trans  
Did he get into a twatter crowd? Anxiety disorders like that can be induced.
 
>of which I became concerned because they had told me they looked at a ton of operations and how everything comes out flawless  
Confirmation bias, especially since “trans” “”“community””” tries to suppress all the failures and detransitioning info, which means getting into that kind of abuser crowd is far more likely.
 
>when I’ve been on /b/ and bitchute and watched these operations and it’s straight horrific  
Yeah. I’ve seen some along with the stories.  
The most lethal of genuine surgical operations are emergency surgeries. Guess their fatality rate? 20%. Twenty percent. SRS is two to three times more lethal than “DO OR DIE” surgeries. SRS doesn’t resolve anything, it just replaces functional body part with a nonfunctional one that requires daily upkeep and extra stress, while doing absolutely nothing to mental problems due to them being, well, mental.
 
>Then he wanted to be feminine  
i.e. “YOU WANT TO CROSSDRESS THAT TOTALLY MEANS YOU ARE TRANS AND MUST VIOLATE YOUR BODY AND CASTRATE YOURSELF”
 
>Now he says he hates men and is a woman that is lesbian.  
getting rid of asylums was a mistake
 
>Surely without even knowing it, because not even a galaxy brain would intentionally project to try and play the victim  
you’re, uh, very naive  
While yes, most people who project do it unconsciously because they literally can’t do otherwise, there absolutely are people intentionally DARVO-ing.
 
>was a must for this insecure bunch of mongoloids  
Calling them violent mongoloids is WAHSEEST, the correct term is “yak” tyvm.
 
>His family in Russia is worried about him and his decisions.  
Literally will use real name when.
 
>and living as a non-citizen criticizing the government  
I mean, not like it’s exclusive to him. Europe is full of non-citizens criticizing the government for not bending over to them low enough.
 
>while avoiding the draft in his home country  
Ironically the army would be very beneficial. Not necessarily for him, but certainly for everyone else.
 
>and why it just keeps on going lower into the pit of despair  
Wallowing in despair is pleasant. Extremely unproductive and self-sustaining though.
Barhandar
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained (Cheeky Breeky)

@Psy Key  
-vich is not the name unless he’s not real russian, it’s the patronymic. And unlike English with its johnsons and the like, Russian never forms surnames out of ITS OWN patronymics either.  
I firmly believe they will. I forget Meow’s real name, but I know that in English it would just be akin to Alex.
Wasn’t that TSP, not Meow?  
>Bosnians
wat  
literally wat  
how did you infer bosnians from anything in there  
the yaks? I mean literal yaks from the show itself, which are both mongoloids and violent (and the show insists they must be praised and placated instead of bucked around until they stop being violent) it’s absolutely hilarious that yak village has CORN growing in it, because one of soviet leaders was absolutely obsessed with trying to get everyone in ussr to grow corn, even though it didn’t have cold-resistant cultivars yet  
I always remember the Russian and Polish proverbs respectively. “The jew will always tell you what happened to him, but will never tell you why.”
error 404 proverb not found, are you sure it was russian?  
I just call it manipulative kike tactics
Thinking it’s limited to jews is a big mistake. EVERYONE does it. Literally everyone, it’s the baseline human cognition - it’s just that “scum of the earth” fails to advance from this point. Everyone judges by themselves first, scum judges by themselves only, stuff like that.  
Yeah, I sure wasn’t gay when Meow and I were frotting at Bronycon 2019. Definitely wasn’t gay when I was giving him a blowjob at my house. Absolutely wasn’t gay when we were serious about having sex in a field at night. Can’t be gay when I was fucking him in the ass.
But you wanted femininity and he probably was wearing a skirt, which makes it 100% straight!  
I actually have no idea where it really started.
Toxic clout goblin communities, most likely, which you wouldn’t be watching and he wouldn’t tell you about because of lack of interest.
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