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Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that it’s not eco-terrorism if your friends forgive you.

Your loyal subject:
Rainbow Dash

Dear Princess Celestia,

Dearest Princess of Equestria, you happen to have some cake on your face, once again.

Your Loyally,
PR Team

Dear Princess Celestia,

I never thought it would happen to me…

Dear Princess Celestia,
Where did you and Princess Luna come from; who are your progenitors?

Dear Princess Celestia,
Dear Princess Celestia,
By the time you read these lines, I’ll be gone.
Life goes on, right or wrong.
Now it’s all been said and done, dear Princess Celestia.
(so long)
Seems we’ve sung love’s last song, dear Princess Celestia.
Seems we’ve sung love’s last song, poor Princess Celestia.
Seems we’ve sung love’s last song, dear Princess Celestia.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Books are love.
Books are life.
Books ARE friendship.

_{Your Faithful Student}
Twilight Sparkle

Dear Princess Celestia,

The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom.
The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 Koopa Hotels.
I dare you to find her if you can!

-Bowser

Dear Princess Celestia,  
What lands lie to the East of Saddle Arabia?  
-An aspiring cartographer.

Dear Princess Celestia,
 
Are Twilight’s wings real or just stapled one?
 
-Asking for a friend, who’s a surgeon.

Dear Princess Celestia,  
I need 45 Rupees to buy a piece of Chicken as my last meal before Ramadan.  
-A Pakistani young man who is down on.his luck

Dear Princess Celestia,
 
I did not receive a giant cake with you inside for Christmas. Please rectify by New Year’s Eve.
 

Dear Princess Celestia.
 
I need money for a number nine.
 
-Big Smoke

Dame,  
I ’fraid Luna. Please do not sent her to come beat me please.  
Yours hopefully,  
Mushroomhead Fanatic.

Dear Princess Celestia.
 
I ate your cake. I hate bluberry cakes, but I ate it anyways, just because I could. I locked the portal as well.
 
-Sunset Shimmer

Dear Princess Celestia:
 
I finally did it. I turned them all into ice cream.

Dear Celestia:
 
I learned that no matter what you take from people, they will always find a substitute.

This one had to be in Twilight’s voice.
 
made with fifteen.ai

Dear Princess Celestia,  
Drugs don’t matter.  
-Denny

Dear Princess Celestia.
 
I did not hit her. I did not.
 
-Tommy Wiso

Dear Princess Celestia:
 
Friendship is not magic. It is a relationship in which two or more parties willingly associate.
 
-Rogal Dorn

Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned all about Futa.  
The Federal Unemployment Tax Act was fascinating.
 
-Your faithful student,Twilight Sparkle

Dear Princess Celestia.
 
You really smell like dog buns.
 
-Twilight

Dear Princess Celestia.
 
I learned something.
 
-Twilight