Dear Princess Celestia (Forum Game)

Dex Stewart
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Ecto-Phase,Activate!
Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned all about Futa.  
The Federal Unemployment Tax Act was fascinating.
 
-Your faithful student,Twilight Sparkle
ANoobis
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Ghibelline Omnipotens
Dear Princess Celestia:
 
Friendship is not magic. It is a relationship in which two or more parties willingly associate.
 
-Rogal Dorn
Havoc
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Half Dragon, Half Meme
Dear Princess Celestia.
 
I ate your cake. I hate bluberry cakes, but I ate it anyways, just because I could. I locked the portal as well.
 
-Sunset Shimmer
Anonymous #CEB7
Dame,  
I ’fraid Luna. Please do not sent her to come beat me please.  
Yours hopefully,  
Mushroomhead Fanatic.
ANoobis
A toast - Incredibly based
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Book Horse - A user who has contributed to 5k+ metadata changes.
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Ghibelline Omnipotens
Dear Princess Celestia,
 
I did not receive a giant cake with you inside for Christmas. Please rectify by New Year’s Eve.
 
  • A concerned voter
Anonymous #1263
Dear Princess Celestia,  
I need 45 Rupees to buy a piece of Chicken as my last meal before Ramadan.  
-A Pakistani young man who is down on.his luck
Anonymous #A573
Dear Princess Celestia,  
What lands lie to the East of Saddle Arabia?  
-An aspiring cartographer.
Fleur de Lis
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

déanaim seitreach
Dear Princess Celestia,
The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom.
The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 Koopa Hotels.
I dare you to find her if you can!
-Bowser
lasty
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Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

iwtcipp
Dear Princess Celestia,
Dear Princess Celestia,
By the time you read these lines, I’ll be gone.
Life goes on, right or wrong.
Now it’s all been said and done, dear Princess Celestia.
(so long)
Seems we’ve sung love’s last song, dear Princess Celestia.
Seems we’ve sung love’s last song, poor Princess Celestia.
Seems we’ve sung love’s last song, dear Princess Celestia.
Anonymous #A573
Dear Princess Celestia,
Where did you and Princess Luna come from; who are your progenitors?
Fleur de Lis
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

déanaim seitreach
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned that it’s not eco-terrorism if your friends forgive you.
Your loyal subject:
Rainbow Dash
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