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If you press the button, you get to turn a maximum of up to 3 nations into being 80-98% radioactive Wasteland a la Chernobyl 2.0

BUT…

You have a 75% chance of getting radiation sickness ranging in intensity from substantial to severe.

Let’s-a-go!

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You get to choose the next featured image on Ponybooru, and it will remain the featured image for the next 333 days…

…BUT…

…During that period, your inbox will be flooded with notifications from autistic twelve year olds ERP’ing in the comments, the mods will ignore them, and if you dare press ‘unsubscribe’ then Slenderman will break into your house and steal all of your underwear.

@Acres
No. Let them keep their worldly shit.

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You can jump into any painting you want to travel to that specific world.
BUT
If you say any word other than “yes” or “no”, an international gang of angry plumbers will assassinate you.

Yes with the amount of stars in the universe the impact is practically zero.
 
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You get the life of another person who is wealthy and popular  
BUT  
That person lives an abused and harsh life

Yes, its probably worth it.  
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If you press the button, you can willingly enter the universe of any comic book, novel, movie, TV show or video game  
BUT  
Every time you go back into this universe, a random star’s lifespan comes to an end.

@Absol95  
Yes. That downside is tiny compared to the power, and only applies when you use it.
 
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You can run safely at any speed up to 1000 km/h.  
BUT  
At age 50, your legs will fall off. (no pain)

Nope
 
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If you press the button, you can easily levitate at will by yourself.  
BUT  
You will feel lighted-headed for up to 20 minutes after you put yourself back onto the ground.

@Havoc  
You bet I’d press it! I’d know I’ll of what my enemies would know while also not being intrusive to those I cared about.
 
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You can scream NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! in Darth Vader’s voice anytime you want.  
BUT  
You also feel all of Darth Vader’s pain, physical and emotional, while doing so.

@Acres  
No. You just get to be monkey.
 
Yes, I want to be Flash.
 
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You can read minds  
BUT  
Only if that person hates you.

@Havoc  
Yes? If I say no do I become a women?
 
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You get live in the world of any show you want  
BUT  
You’re the character everyone hates.

@Acres  
Sure. I already have slownet.
 
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You are a man.  
BUT  
You want to become monkey.

Nope, I would be able to enjoy the money anyway.
 
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All your memes are super popular  
BUT  
You are cursed with slow internet and load times

Yes. I’ll start wearing steel toes and padded pants.
 
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You get a million dollars every year for the rest of your life  
BUT  
Every year for the rest of your life will be 2020 multiplied in severity by your age.

biological family - as in Hominidae?  
I don’t press it.
 
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You get ten dollars every time you walk into a furniture.  
BUT  
You walk into a furniture several times every day.

Yes, I accept.
 
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There will be long-term peace in the Middle East  
BUT  
You and half of your biological family will die within one month, starting with you.

No, there wouldn’t be peace with monster running around.
 
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you know how your going to die  
BUT  
You don’t know when

@acres  
I’ll take one for the team. Fuck cancer.
 
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Eternal world peace.  
BUT  
SCPs become real.

No, depending on the amount of time lost, you could only transform so many times.
 
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You create the cure for cancer.  
BUT  
Someone else gets all the fame and money.

No, there’s other ways
 
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If you press the button, you can change your shape and form at will  
BUT  
you lose a couple of years in your lifespan for every other time you shapeshift.

@acres  
I’ll take that, since it’s already just me.
 
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Nuke China  
BUT  
No new memes will come of it.

Yes I’d press.
 
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Everyone finds you nice and pleasant to be around no matter what you do.  
BUT  
You feel miserable everyday.

I decline.
 
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If you press the button, you will have 80-97% better luck and chances at winning higher rewards in not only pachinko and slot machines, but also at video games with microtransactions, even the lootboxes (how they are implemented does not matter) such as Apex Legends, Fortnite, COD mobile, Gears 5, PUBG, and Garena Free Fire.  
BUT  
Every time you still end up with a loss, a random person other than you loses money that is equal to the amount you spent on said microtransaction.

@Absol95  
I’d press, too good to give up
 
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You can no longer feel pain  
BUT  
You can no longer feel happiness

Nope, too dangerous.
 
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If you press the button, you can make anything you imagine from your head become real if you truly will it.  
BUT you cannot un-imagine them ever.

@Havoc
 
I would press it. I’ll draw things I love instead.
 
Or if that loophole is invalid,  
I would still press it. I can sell my worthless art to stupid people, and use the money to commission art I do like.
 
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You become absolute (as in impossibly absolute) ruler of any country you choose. All your subjects love you.  
BUT  
When you die, every one in your country forgets you ever existed and adopts your most hated ideology.