Will you press the button? (forum game)

Silly forum game inspired by willyoupressthebutton.  
(If this game is even more worthless than it should be, feel free to ignore it.)
 
Basically, say whether you would press above user’s button.  
Then make new one for next user.  
Buttons should have this format: {upside} BUT {downside}.
 
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You gain the power to instantly end the existence of all matter.  
BUT  
You have to listen to every Justin Bieber song first.

No. I am not sure I even want the power, it seems useless.
 
 
You get 5 million dollars, but you have to work full time at the Walmart return counter for the rest of your life.

No. That’s hell.
 
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You get a starship that can go anywhere in the universe, but everyone you know will die of a terrible alien disease.

No, not worth it.
 
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You gain the ability to travel through both forward and backward through time, but after every journey ends, you fall into a 3-month-long coma.

Yes, worth it. I win the lottery and I get a long nap.
 
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You get one wish granted,  
BUT  
You must drink a glass of ketchup water everyday.

No. I don’t think I could drink that even once.
 
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You can travel to any place, real or unreal.  
BUT  
Once a month, you wake up in an insane asylum.

Yes it’s worth it.  
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You get powerful voodoo powers of different kinds  
BUT  
when you use a death hex or similar type of attack spell on another living thing, you die the moment the target dies.

@Absol95  
I’d take it.
 
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You die after 100 years  
BUT  
You get to eat cake once a year.

@Havoc  
Sure I’d press it. (hate cake anyway)
 
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You can have what meal you want no limits  
BUT  
Someone you know will go hungry

@acres  
Naw. Not good enough.
 
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You become a master artist  
BUT  
You can only draw things you don’t like.

@Havoc
 
I would press it. I’ll draw things I love instead.
 
Or if that loophole is invalid,  
I would still press it. I can sell my worthless art to stupid people, and use the money to commission art I do like.
 
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You become absolute (as in impossibly absolute) ruler of any country you choose. All your subjects love you.  
BUT  
When you die, every one in your country forgets you ever existed and adopts your most hated ideology.

Nope, too dangerous.
 
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If you press the button, you can make anything you imagine from your head become real if you truly will it.  
BUT you cannot un-imagine them ever.

@Absol95  
I’d press, too good to give up
 
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You can no longer feel pain  
BUT  
You can no longer feel happiness

I decline.
 
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If you press the button, you will have 80-97% better luck and chances at winning higher rewards in not only pachinko and slot machines, but also at video games with microtransactions, even the lootboxes (how they are implemented does not matter) such as Apex Legends, Fortnite, COD mobile, Gears 5, PUBG, and Garena Free Fire.  
BUT  
Every time you still end up with a loss, a random person other than you loses money that is equal to the amount you spent on said microtransaction.

Yes I’d press.
 
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Everyone finds you nice and pleasant to be around no matter what you do.  
BUT  
You feel miserable everyday.

@acres  
I’ll take that, since it’s already just me.
 
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Nuke China  
BUT  
No new memes will come of it.

No, there’s other ways
 
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If you press the button, you can change your shape and form at will  
BUT  
you lose a couple of years in your lifespan for every other time you shapeshift.

No, depending on the amount of time lost, you could only transform so many times.
 
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You create the cure for cancer.  
BUT  
Someone else gets all the fame and money.

@acres  
I’ll take one for the team. Fuck cancer.
 
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Eternal world peace.  
BUT  
SCPs become real.

No, there wouldn’t be peace with monster running around.
 
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you know how your going to die  
BUT  
You don’t know when

Yes, I accept.
 
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There will be long-term peace in the Middle East  
BUT  
You and half of your biological family will die within one month, starting with you.

biological family - as in Hominidae?  
I don’t press it.
 
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You get ten dollars every time you walk into a furniture.  
BUT  
You walk into a furniture several times every day.

Yes. I’ll start wearing steel toes and padded pants.
 
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You get a million dollars every year for the rest of your life  
BUT  
Every year for the rest of your life will be 2020 multiplied in severity by your age.

Nope, I would be able to enjoy the money anyway.
 
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All your memes are super popular  
BUT  
You are cursed with slow internet and load times

@Acres  
Sure. I already have slownet.
 
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You are a man.  
BUT  
You want to become monkey.