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Covid doesn’t exist. That’s why fruits, cheeses and goats can test positive for the virus while the supposedly infected come back negative.

@FeatherTrap  
But it’s all true! I’ve seen it!

@Havoc  
Filthy casual. >:P
 
 
@Dex Stewart  
BUILD THE LASER-SPACE WALL!!

@FeatherTrap  
That’s why we need the wall. Keep that damn earth out of our country.

@Havoc  
No, The Earth is the Alien.

@Havoc  
That is a theory,that our ancestors were aliens dropped off here on Earth.

@Dex Stewart  
No, truth is WE’RE the aliens!

Bigfoots are actually deported aliens.

@FeatherTrap  
That’s kekualism, you basturd!

@Havoc  
Um, ex-SCUSE me? This is the “Conspiracy Theory” thread, not the Scientology Thread >.<

@FeatherTrap  
It’s all just a misdirect by the aliens to make themselves seem fictional so they can steal our gold to protect their planets from supernovas.

@Humble Oriathan  
OY VEY, SHUT IT DOWN
 
 
But seriously, you don’t actually buy that stuff do you? It’s a penguin psy-op so they can distract you while they unearth their Lost Ancient Civilisation buried under Antarctica

@Havoc  
Aliens are just a jewish construct to distract white nerds so they won’t help build weapons that can be used against them as they slowly turn the west into Greater Israel.

@Havoc  
I don’t know how to respond to that.

@Acres  
Because I control them.

@Havoc  
How do you know that?

@FeatherTrap  
5-minute crafts.

@Acres  
And who controls the Acres?
 
Interdimensional Demons
 
Who are puppeting the gnomes in Acres.

@FeatherTrap  
Acres.

@Havoc  
Interdimensional Demons

@Humble Oriathan  
And who controls the gnomes? Aliens.

@Humble Oriathan  
Look within you  
There are many things to see

@Humble Oriathan  
SSSSSSSSH!! Don’t say it out loud, they’ll hear you and get mad!!

All of our biological functions are really controlled by microscopic gnomes. They manually push and pull on your lungs so you can breath, and when you eat food they put the chewed up food on a conveyor belt and spray it with acid till it turns into poop. You don’t even want to know how sexual reproduction actually works. The doctors tell you it’s involuntary muscles to avoid mass hysteria and to keep the gnomes from losing their jobs.