Vent Thread

@Twiface  
what about gay republicans?

@Twiface  
I’m past even caring if Option A or Option B “wins” the election. It always ends up looking the same.

@ponypony221  
I don’t have to care either because I live in a 1 party state. If I vote for the democrat the democrat wins, if I vote for the republican the democrat wins, so my vote is meaningless.

@Anonymous #5335  
Hotpants?

white Women need Black men.
 
They’re the only ones who’s louder than them!

Harmony will never come back anytime soon. Might as well read and learn for mental and psychological self-defense…and just in case buy guns when the self-defense must be physical.

@UrbanMysticDee  

Sometimes I wish a semi would just hit me and solve all my problems.

Yawned and moved my shoulder a little and now it feels like someone socked me. Somehow yawning injured my trapezius.

@Anonymous #2759  

 
They’re trying to push through a new law making it harder to do that here.
 
 
@UrbanMysticDee  

 
Four years ago I got conned into voting for a faggot named Buehler. I’m not making that mistake again.

@Twiface  
Learn about chemistry.

I got locked out of twatter for 6 days, just by wishing Paypal employees stepped on a lego barefoot

@Mitchy  
Terrorist threat!
 
You should have said kill all white people. That is encouraged.

@Mitchy  
I mean, that is pretty cruel and twisted.

I got unlocked

I want to know more people, but I greatly dislike and distrust everyone these days.

@Mitchy  
You: You locked my account?  
Twitter: Yeah.  
You: You wanna find out what it feels like to step on a lego in the dark in the middle of the night?  
Twitter: …  
Twitter: *Account Unlocked*

@Twiface  
Good luck to them. The rule existed effectively when the government starts to meddle a bit too much. Not a beautiful sigh, but no one who has at least something to loose will give in voluntarily.

I don’t like that whenever movies show castles they’re already old ruins. Castles weren’t built old, they were new when they were built, with smooth, painted walls, with beautiful brand new colorful tapestries. And people didn’t light torches in the day.

I wanted to build a castle here in Texas but…y’know, quick sand.
 
@UrbanMysticDee  
I have this problem with my smashed shoulder, don’t put any pressure on your arms when yawning.

@UrbanMysticDee  
It may make sense depending on the time period. Partially ruined castles were still used at various points in history.

When you buy frozen broccoli they give you one or two heads and the rest is indigestible blocks of cellulose. You can chew it for like 10 minutes and you’ve burned more calories than you’ve eaten.
 
Also, USPS lost my slippers. I need those. My old ones from 4 years ago are mostly cardboard and tape by this point.

My blasted bacon is never cooked all the way.
 
It should be crunchy. Not chewy!

Foot hurts

@IvanSatoru  
Several Foots hurt.