Vent Thread

@Luzion  
 
Twilight would be so proud of you!
 
If she weren’t passed out on a pile of books at the moment…  

 
Just give her, like, three or so hours.

@Luzion  
Good job. Real good.

@Luzion  
Congrats!

@Luzion  
fantastic news

@Luzion  
Put on a smile and go out into the world with confidence!  

@Adan Druego  
lol at the books part 🤣

How to deal with horniness during 6am shift?

@Humble Oriathan  
Have you tried jacking off?

And just like that yesterday Walmart is full of gay skittles. I had to buy them online because they were a month late.

@Officer Hotpants  
Not on the clock!

How can I increase my DHT?

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  

 
You can increase it by exercising, losing excess fat, and consuming healthier dietary fats and zinc. Sorry, no magic pill or easy fix for that.

@Humble Oriathan  
Doesn’t have to be on the clock. It can be on a toilet seat, into a sink, on a picture…

@Officer Hotpants  
ba-dum-tss.mp3

@Officer Hotpants  
That’s it. I’m ignoring you till my next paycheck.

@Humble Oriathan  
what’s gonna happen on the next paycheck?

@Humble Oriathan  
You probably shouldn’t do that onto your paycheck. If the ink smears you’re out a week’s pay.

@Acres  
I get richer and I stop giving Hotpants the cold shoulder for making terrible GOD AWFUL unfunny jokes.

Today, they brought back the old Choo Choo trains! :O
 
I was at work, an I heard a loud ol’ time train whistle, and when I looked out the window to the tracks, in place of those gauche, virgin electric trains, I saw the CHAD STEAM LOCOMOTIVE and I felt like a young boy again. ^ ^
 
But by the time my shift ended they had changed it back so I didn’t get to record it on my phone. That makes me sad. :c

@FeatherTrap  
OH, that sounds awesome! Which railroad was it?

@FeatherTrap  
I always enjoyed hearing the train whistles in the distance.

@TheBridge  
The Aussie one~ :3

I almost wanted whiskey.
 
He gets off and simps -_-
 
 
NOT FLIRTING IS FLIRTING!
 
DON’T YOU KNOW EVERYTHING’S BACKWARDS?
 
Plebs -_-
 
And that whiskey was stolen!

@FeatherTrap  
This you?
 
I can’t think of the last time I saw an active train. Can’t say I particularly miss getting stuck behind them for 15 minutes at a time thanks to the dumbfuck city planning, though (the stop in the city is placed in such a way that the trains blocked multiple roads when they stopped).

@Officer Hotpants  
Yes, and I don’t even care about that intended insult. Literally yes.
 
 
See, that’s the great thing about the ol’ days. There was no “dumbfuck city planning” to hamper trains, since settlements back then had like, one station tops (You know, because the trains where supposed to connect them as a trade route over long distances).
 
Trains where the best back in the ol’ days, in modernity they’re ugly grey boxes with stupid mass-produced seats with horrible sitting space, and full of stupid millennial schoolkids and crackheads.