Useless Facts

@Officer Hotpants  

@acres  
I get that a lot.

Weird fetish: Arousal too  
Formicophila: insects  
Lithophilia: gravel  
Nasolingus: sucking a nose  
Psychrophilia: other people being cold  
Stygiophilia: hell  
Xylophilia: wood  
Actirasty: sun (not sunbutt)  
Climacophilia: falling down stairs
 
Please note that if you have any of these fetishes, yes I’m calling you weird. Deal with it.

@acres  
I have all of them!  
No I don’t.

@acres  
When you say “wood” you mean like dicks?

@UrbanMysticDee  
It’s more like I wanna stick my dick in an elm tree.

Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, a Swedish woman with objectophilia, married the Berlin Wall in 1979. Mrs Berliner-Mauer fell in love with the structure when she was seven, she said, and tied the knot in 1979 before a handful of guests on her second visit to the divided German city. She took the wall’s German name as her own but filed for divorce after reportedly falling in love with a neighbouring garden fence in her home town of Liden in northern Sweden. Mrs Berliner-Mauer said in 2008 she found “long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy”.

@Havoc  
I mean gravel is pretty hot.
 
Also avoreaplilia was on the list. You know eating people.

@acres  
Well,that’s just cannibalism.

@Dex Stewart  
Not if it gives you boner apparently.

@UrbanMysticDee  
@acres  
@Dex Stewart
 
Rammstein - Mein Teil
 
I suppose this video is blocked in America. Sorry.

@Fleur de Lis  
Apparently not available in my country!  
Fine,I’ll just go without listening to one of the most popular foreign bands in the US who don’t possibly have tons of fans reuploading their work.

@Dex Stewart  
VPN to the rescue!

@Fleur de Lis  
Why is there a weird DE on the youtube logo when the internet thinks I’m in Germany? It’s like a trademark logo.

@acres  
I dunno. Why do I keep getting ads in spanish?
 
Also,weird fact: the Nelwyn village sets from the movie Willow still stand in the UK,in a forest adjacent to a golf course.

@acres  
Well, DE is for Deutschland, native name of Germany.
 
^{I accidentally posted a useless fact.}

@Dex Stewart  

Because you don’t use adblock?

@Fleur de Lis  
I don’t mind a few seconds of Commercials. I just thought it was weird,I don’t watch anything in spanish,I watch Japanese and Italian stuff.  
The closest is a YouTuber I follow occasionally posts videos in spanish.

Weird fetish pt2: Arousal too  
Mucophilia: sneezing  
Emetophilia: Vomit  
Mechanophilia: Cars/machines  
Avisodomy: Birds/chickens  
Agalmatophilia: Statues  
Frotteurism: Touching a stranger  
Formaphilia: making fetish lists.

David Leitch guest starred in an episode of Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue.  
Nearly twenty years later he directed Deadpool 2.  

“Living in a box was a hit song by the band Living in a Box, from their album “living in a box”.

You can’t hum while holding your nose.
 
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|| I bet you just tried it, didn’t you?||

@GasMaskGuy98  
No, but probably only because I was busy scratching my balls when I read it.

@Officer Hotpants  
You should have had a free hand.

An encrypted monument stands outside of the CIA headquarters in Virginia.  
This monument was created by artist Jim Sanborn and features four inscriptions. 3 of 4 of the inscriptions have been cracked already. However, no one seems to be able to crack the final code to this day.
 
@Officer Hotpants  
No, but probably only because I was busy scratching my balls when I read it.  
Dare I ask what you were doing with your other hand?