Useless Facts

A group of Pugs is called a grumble.

You can’t say “Macedonia”, you have to say “The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia”. The country is on a full-name basis.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Macedonia is also the spanish name for fruit salad.

@UrbanMysticDee  
The Prespa agreement of June 2018 saw the country change its name to the Republic of North Macedonia eight months later.

Almost no one knows where Macedonia is.

@ponypony221  
It’s a shit country anyway.

@UrbanMysticDee  
The current Macedonia is almost completely outside the original Macedonia.  
Alexander the Great was form Macedonia.  
He was the last great thing to come from Macedonia.

Geraldo Rivera is a Jew
 
He pretends to be a Mexican to disguise his ancestry.

@UrbanMysticDee  
This is coming from a guy who thinks the majority of elites are Jews, but… is anyone surprised by this? I didn’t even know he was pretending to be a Mexican. Gilbert Gottfried was more gentile than Geraldo.

The government of Puerto Rico has never specified what shades of blue and red should be used on its flag. As a result, many variations of it exist.

Today is the 530th anniversary of Columbus’ landing in the new world.

@Twiface  
He was a saint sent to convert the heathens.

There was a movie called ‘Don’t’
 
That’s it. That’s the whole title.

@UrbanMysticDee  
FUCK YOUR GOD

14 October is Dwight Eisenhower’s birthday.
 
I’ve been busy these past couple days so I missed it.

@UrbanMysticDee  
He was a milquetoast phaggit who oversaw genocide both at home and abroad

@UrbanMysticDee  
Well, better late than never.

According to Gizoogle, “Medicament” is NOT pronounced “Medica-ment”, it’s “Muh-dick-a-ment”.

The medical term for ass crack is intergluteal cleft

Peckerwood is a slur for white people. Not, as I thought, just slang for penis.

The blob starts out colorless and turns red after it starts eating people

@UrbanMysticDee  
I’ll have to take your word for it, I only know the old black and white one.

The page that says “This Page Intentionally Left Blank” isn’t blank, it has a sentence written on it.

Frank Dux is a 24th dan black belt in bullshido who fought in an illegal 3-day 60-round single-elimination tournament that would have to have had several quadrillion competitors run by the triads in the Kowloon Walled City, sponsored by Fuji, even though the tournament was illegal, who used a logo that they wouldn’t have used for over a decade. He won and was awarded with a trophy he had to buy for himself from a trophy store a few blocks away from where he lived in California and he kept the credit card receipt. He claims that trophy is a replacement of the original which broke.

Beards don’t kill people, people with beards kill people.