Useless Facts

Biologists are especially interested in Hydra because of their regenerative ability; they do not appear to die of old age, or to age at all.

This is more useful than not but there’s nowhere else to put it.
 
The cups that are marked on the side of a coffee maker are 5 fluid ounces, not the 8 that are in an actual cup. That’s why 12 “cups” of coffee doesn’t fill a coffee cup 12 times.

Pied refers to a variety of parti-color patterns. The Pied Piper of Hamelin was so named because of the clothes he was wearing.
 

Tim Pool is in denial about being bald

@UrbanMysticDee  
I can see that his head definitely has a brighter future than mine.

BP is deeply sorry for the gulf oil spill.

Camden was invented so no matter where you live in New Jersey there’s always someplace worse (unless you’re unfortunate enough to actually live in Camden).
 
Camden is about as nice as Beirut after the entire city exploded.

The railroad between Willits and Fort Bragg is only 40 miles long, but has 380 curves. The longest straight stretch is just over a mile. The mephitid-themed locomotive which runs on the tracks sells popcorn for $5 a bag, but for $9 you can buy a bucket with unlimited refills. The image on the side of the bucket implies that the bucket also doubles as a sandcastle construction aid.

Z-Ray is better than X-Ray. Z is 2 more than X.

An AR-10 is 5 ARs safer than an AR-15.

Ben Shapiro can say ass but he can’t say pussy despite ass being the censored cussword for decades and pussy being the word that was allowed for decades.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Ben Shapiro’s wife is a doctor.

@Twiface  
Ben Shapiro is a piece of shit

@UrbanMysticDee  
That Ben Shapiro may or may not be a “piece of shit” is strictly opinion.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Let’s say, hypothetically, I were a piece of shit, as you say…

@BikerDash  
I’m sure we could prove it on a chemical level if we had a tissue sample.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Since you and him are both human, therefore chemically the same…

@UrbanMysticDee  
That sounds like the kind of question you would need special expertise to answer. Medical expertise.
 
Did I mention that Ben Shapiro’s wife is a doctor?

When Thinner came out, the kids at my school went around whacking each other with the backs of their hands. This went on for over a year.

@ANoobis  
Fatter was better

L is real 2401
 

 
24 years and one month after Super Mario 64 was released, source code for an early version was leaked, which contained the textures, model, and other assets for Luigi.
 

There are multiple giant statues of Paul Bunyan. The tallest, which is 49 feet / 15 meters high, is located at a tourist trap in the middle of nowhere.
 

@Twiface  
Nowhere, Oklahoma, or is there another town with that name?

@UrbanMysticDee  
There doesn’t appear to be any other town called Nowhere in the world. I find that surprising.

The F-14 can’t beat the SU-57 no matter who is piloting it.