Useless Facts

ANoobis
A toast - Incredibly based
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Book Horse - A user who has contributed to 5k+ metadata changes.
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Ghibelline Omnipotens
@Acres  
That little factoid always reminds me of this exchange.
 
Butt-head: Hey Beavis, I just thought of something. Goober spelled backwards is “booger”.  
Beavis: Oh yeah. That’s cool. So, like, um, what’s booger spelled backwards?  
Butt-head: Uh, lets see. Uhhh…I dunno.
Officer Hotpants
Rabid Squirrel - Don't pet it.
A toast - Incredibly based
Officer Shid pants - Hi, Im a lil shid.
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Moderator
Double-0 Negative
Dirt is the accumulated rot & feces of three billion years of death piled deeper than a man is tall. The Earth is a humid charnel house beyond the nightmares of all but the maddest of gods.
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