Useless Facts

@Dex Stewart  
Always assume Google is always recording you.
 
 
Uh, erase that. That’s good advice.

Only today it’s my birthday 🎂

@TheGamerPainter  
Merry birthmas

@TheGamerPainter  
Have a great birthday GaP!

@TheGamerPainter  
Happy birthday painter.

@TheGamerPainter  
Happy Birthday!

Wynorrific is the term used for images that are both beautiful and terrifying at the same time.

@Sapphie
 
@GuiltyGrimoire
 
@Acres
 
@Anonymous #5A34  
Thank You so much 🤗😍

I before E except after C, or when sounding like A, as in neighbor or weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and you’ll always be wrong no matter what you say!

Humans have been dying their hair bright orange for thousands of years. There was a brief craze during the 1910s when humans dyed their hair blue.

@TheGamerPainter  
Not sure if it’s still your birthday, but either way:
 
Happy Birthday!

@Adan Druego  
It passed unless you’re in Hawaii time in the US which I think there, is 11:58.  
And Thank You 😊

Sooner or later the moon will escape earth’s gravity.
 
It move away about 1cm per year.

@Acres  
Is that true?  

@TheGamerPainter  
Can confirm. I thought it was pretty common knowledge tbh

@TheGamerPainter  
Yes it is.
 
It used to be much closer to the earth

@TheGamerPainter  
Don’t worry, though. We can always just hook a REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY long chain on the moon from earth and pull it back if it gets too far.

@Humble Oriathan  
Maybe we could increase the mass of the earth to increase its gravitational pull.

@Sapphie  
That’s allota of dirt and rocks we’d have to hull from all the nearest terrestrial planets, though. Imagine the back pain from centuries of digging.

@Sapphie  
Matter can’t be created on earth. We can only hope a meteor the size of the moon hits us. It’s the only way to increase the mass.

@Acres  
Yo momma so fat she changed the moon’s orbit around the earth ^:)

@Sapphie  
Yo momma so fat the earth revolves around her.

@Acres  
Yo, my mom is celestia? poggers

@Acres  
Matter can be created, just very, very slowly. Solar power feeding into matter generation, then getting antimatter to fuck off somehow. Or just keeping it in containment, it’s also mass anyway.

Areaology is a religion based around the worship of David Bowie’s crotch.