Say What You Can't Elsewhere! (NSFW)

@EverfreeEmergencies  
Count me as racist then

I’m surprised “colored” is a term that’s still around.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Not to mention the giant horse pussies. Those are a pretty big bonus, too.
 
@Dex Stewart  
Lack of options. They freak out even harder if you try to come with alternatives. “Ethnic”, “urban”, “darky”, etc.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Bronies be like “and thats exactly why Fluttershy would love me, a turbo virgin living in my basement that hasnt seen sunlight since economic recession”

@Officer Hotpants  

@Aru-wu  
If they were horses, sure.

I clicked on a video about how bad TikTok is, expecting it to explain how bad TikTok is. Instead it’s another right-winger trying desperately to be funny by picking the absolute lowest hanging fruit that’s already fallen to the ground and is fermenting, pretending to be shocked and overly exaggerating tonality and facial expressions, pretending to be confused or overly disgusted while holding back laughter, and acting like taking apart the absolute easiest of targets is some epic own of everyone they disagree with. It’s straw man the channel.
 
Is there some epidemic of kids dressing in silly costumes and wearing clown makeup and pretending to have mental illnesses? I’ve not seen it, just like I’ve not seen the supposed epidemic of hwite supremeism that’s allegedly the cause of all terrorism in the world. I see kids all the time, I live next to a bus stop and kids are picked up to go to school 5 days a week. I live next to several schools, I live next to several parks. I see kids from toddlers to teenagers, hundreds of them, and they don’t seem any different from the kids I knew growing up except they have smartphones and tattoos and hooker fashion is in. I don’t see any of them dressing like clowns or animals or painting their faces or anything. And I live in a pretty far lefty place just outside New York City, so if I’m not seeing the clown makeup and demonkin where I live you’re definitely not seeing it in rural Kansas, you’re making it up. I only ever see that stuff on Internet videos, almost like it’s theater, like it’s a game, like the games kids have always played that seem strange to adults who forget what it was like being a kid.
 
The only time I see people wearing costumes and strange makeup and acting weird is when I attend pony conventions, and that’s not in any way how any of those people act in real life.
 
It boils down to “There are people with different interests than me, they must be literally insane, and the solution is parents need to beat their kids.” This coming from someone who wrote an article titled “Both sides think the other side is crazy”. And every video she puts out is basically “Everyone who disagrees with me is crazy and I’m going to act goofy and make fun of people who I’m claiming have mental illnesses, which makes me an asshole.”
 
She also likes to REEEEE about “Muh erasure of wamen”. GOOD! Equality’s a bitch, isn’t it? “NOOOO! We changed the law and sued men to eliminate all men-only spaces and forced them to include wamen, now men have found a loophole and have invaded wamen-only spaces! REEEEEEEE!!!!! Wamen have to compete against men and aren’t given special treatment? REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Erasing wamen!” These people are repulsive, disgusting hypocrites. She’s a trad-thot, who takes full advantage of feminism and lives the life of a strong, independent wamen who don’t need no man (except to pay her bills by throwing money at her softcore porn online), while preaching about traditionalism and conservativism.  
 

@UrbanMysticDee  
big fucking surprise both side of political spectrum have there bad apples, you will inevitably find pretentious people who would say one thing and act another way boo-hoo-hoo. tbh i got used to all this idea i just simply learned not to be bothered about it

@UrbanMysticDee  
I just happened to see a trending in Twitter and it was that guy I was thinking of when I wrote this but I couldn’t remember his name so I didn’t mention him. It’s Michael Knowless.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Fuck. Imagine what one of his ancestors must have done to be dubbed “know less”.

@Officer Hotpants  
Allegedly it’s derived from an olde English word that means “Someone who lives on a hill”

@UrbanMysticDee  
Ironic, then. You’d expect the guy living on the hill to know more about what’s going on around him than the people below.  
Yes, I know what a knoll is.

“I Stand with JK Rowling” is trending on Twatter. It’s retarded. It’s the reverse of the idea “the enemy of my enemy is my friend”, it’s “someone who wants me dead is the enemy of some people I think are kinda yucky, so I’ll stand with the person who wants me dead.”
 
Do you ally yourself with someone who wants you dead? Is that a logical position?
 
“Here’s someone who wants men to be a second or third class citizens, at best, and I’m going to side with her because I think unisex shitters are yucky.”
 
Feminism is 1 trillion times worse than letting Macho Man Randy Savage compete against women wearing a dress. I don’t give a whole wet bucket of shit what bathroom you want to use, and as far as I’m concerned even if you take the position that roided up men in dresses are beating the shit out of smug asshole women “athletes” who can’t even score against high school JV boys and need special treatment because they can’t compete on a level playing field, that’s still a fantastic thing. Isn’t the whole message of feminism (the outward message, the reality is they think men should be exterminated, but the I’m talking about the lie they tell the public) that women are just as capable as men and should have equal treatment as men? Then isn’t letting men and women compete on a level playing field carrying feminism to its logical conclusion? As it stands now women want more pay than men for special treatment much less work, and they only want the highest paying jobs. Feminists complain that there aren’t enough women CEOs but they fight tooth and nail against having women apply for the draft, and they call you “sexist” and “mysuggenah” if you say that coal miners and oil rig workers and Alaska fishermen (fisherpeople?) are 99.99% men. Somehow the fact that 4/5 of suicides are men means that 1/5 of suicides are women, and feminists see that as a problem because they want 100% of suicides to be men.
 
So, even taking the most cynical view possible, if you know nothing else about me, standing with the trans activists who allegedly want men to compete on a level playing field against women IS fulfilling the dictum “The enemy of my enemy is my friend.” Feminists are my enemy, and, again being as cynical as possible, if men found a way to defeat feminists by pretending to be women (I don’t think that’s what this is, but if you want to believe I’m a Machivellian asshole you’re free to take this view) then I say more power to them. Feminists are my enemy, I will never stand with them.

@UrbanMysticDee  

I once saw a horse at a zoo with their penis out and it was peeing.

@TheGamerPainter  
its rude to stare and not suck it

Shying away from eugenics wholesale as we have is most likely going to bite us in the ass HARD in the coming centuries.

@Officer Hotpants  

@Aru-wu  
Why would I do that?  
A: that’s gross  
2: this is in public so everyone would see me do it and I would be banned for “playing with the horses”!  
C: Do you see how big their penises are? They huge!

@TheGamerPainter  

 
If you have to ask that question, you’re on the wrong site bucko. :P
 
In all srs though, don’t molest real life horses. Or if you must, at least wait for them to stop peeing first.

@TheGamerPainter  
>Do you see how big their penises are? They huge!  
you just answer your own question there.

This place got weird fast

@Acres  
You guys started a Pony Image Booru, you all knew where this was going. >:3

@Acres  
acres when logs on for some positive vibes only to witness some weird ass shit  

@Acres  
For once it’s not my fault! I didn’t even comment!