Say What You Can't Elsewhere! (NSFW)

@UrbanMysticDee  
Actually in the 2 part episode with Twilight Sparkle and Spike travel through time with Starlight Glimmer (when she was still bad) there was a timeline with those two building factories!  

@TheGamerPainter  
That’s because that episode was shit.

em i only one who noticed there is only like 4 threads active and everything else is pretty much dead? it also sucks derpibooru forums also almost dead, its damn can i talk to someone or em just shouting in the ampty room

@Aru-wu  
If by “active” you mean someone has posted within the past 24 hours then there’s almost an entire page of active threads.

@UrbanMysticDee  
any recommendations? cause alot of these threads are just thing i have no idea about

@UrbanMysticDee  
The only thing they did wrong was the split. Applejack seemed somewhat receptive to the idea before hearing the brothers would take three quarters of the profits. Which wouldn’t have been a problem in the first place if the Apples had any sense and brought in more family members to help during cider season after consistently failing to supply enough for the demand.
 
Also, the end of the episode made no sense. Unless I missed something, the contest was over who gets the exclusive right to sell cider in Ponyville, not who owns Sweet Apple Acres. Why is everyone acting as if the Apples lost the farm?

I don’t actually need an explicit image to get off. But I currently have saved 900 explicit images, all mares, no deponifications of any kind.
 
I was 18 or 19 before first seeing MLP, but I never had any desire to look at human porn even before that.

@Dex Stewart  

 
Pony pr0n in general doesn’t do much for me. Pr0n in general requires certain specific characteristics just in order to be interesting for me. I am interested in women only. If a penis is present, that’s a hard pass from me. If I liked looking at penises, I have one of my own already. Even an off-camera male voice is enough to ruin it for me.
 
Also, it seems like most women in porn have tattoos now, and I find that absolutely grotesque and disgusting. It is repulsive to me for reasons I do not fully understand and cannot articulate well, beyond having associated tattoos with violence and criminal behavior every time I encountered them, whether it was Meth Boy with the prison tattoos on his forearms and misspelled words tattooed on his knuckles, or his drug dealer girlfriend who got her cellmate to try to give her a Tweety Bird tattoo on her forearm but it turned out lopsided and crooked, so they decided to make it into a bunny rabbit by giving it ears, also lopsided and crooked. (“Remember back in the 80s and 90s, when women who made porn were at least trying to look pretty and feminine and respectable, and you could fantasize about bringing one of them home to meet your parents? But now they all have tattoos!” Yeah.) And now a social contagion has been created and nurtured and reinforced to make young people want to look like they just got out of prison, for reasons I cannot comprehend. “Ink” is considered fashionable. It’s nauseating. Shit’s fucking degenerate, yo. “NO RAGRETS!”
 
No doubt next year the fad among porn actresses will be to have their noses surgically removed and their faces flattened to be a canvas for the tattoo “artist” to do an abstract pattern of swastikas, skulls with daggers stuck through them, and flaming eyeballs, on what used to be a human face. Oh boy. I just can’t wait.

@Anonymous #5340  
I like girls with tattoos. Especially If they have piercings and are also cosplaying Rainbow Dash.

Jobs are like modern women. They have impossible standards for who they want, go about finding someone in the stupidest possible way, and end up with an asshole who is the best at bullshitting them who ghosts them in a couple weeks, if not sooner.
 
 
@Aru-wu  
Well, if this is a chance to toot my own horn I can easily recommend Movies that Don’t Suck and Religion. And I suppose I’ll give a shout out to someone else’s idea, Random fact about yourself. I like all of those.

@Dex Stewart  
Nose rings is a red flag no matter the girl
 
@UrbanMysticDee  
i go to random facts too, its just i usually have nothing to add so i just “lurk around” time to time and see if there is topic which i can bring my own 2 cents into, also im scared to go to religion discussion, couse… im scawwed ;-;

@Aru-wu  
Interesting you mention nose rings…  

@Aru-wu  
When it comes to forums usage, we’re actually fairly consistent.
 
Don’t be scared. This is the chillest community out there. Sure someone may disagree but it almost never boils down to petty shit.

@Acres  
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@Aru-wu  
I hate nose piercings. Always have. As a kid playing Heroes of Might & Magic 2 I wouldn’t even hire the sorceress with one.
 
@Acres  
And when it does, it’s fun. As long as you don’t allow yourself to take it seriously. And especially if the other guy does.

The only piercings I can tolerate are ear and nipple, and even within those categories there’s some I hate.

 
Nose and cheek piercings, along with a neck vagina!

@EverfreeEmergencies  
What, like the 14 piercings running up the ridge of the ear?

@Officer Hotpants  
And gauges. Besides being disgusting in general, I saw a fight in high school where one dude’s ear got torn because the other guy hooked his finger through the gauge.

@Officer Hotpants  
aw, this is the sweetest someone ever been with me on forums thank you <3  
@Officer Hotpants  
okay officer horny, you woud still hit it dont lie

@Aru-wu  
I have to know. With that name, are you one of the werewolves of London?

@Aru-wu  
I really like nose rings, except those little tiny ones that look like boogers.
 
A full-Xerxes is going overboard, but I like shiny things.
 
The great thing about piercings, as opposed to tattoos, is that they can be removed. You’re not stuck with Chinese letters that say “Kung Pao Chicken”
 
 
 
 

@Anonymous #5340  
Literally have no idea what that is

@UrbanMysticDee  
That’s why I’ll never get a tattoo in another language

@UrbanMysticDee @Acres  
My dad told my mother and I that he once worked with a Native American who was given the nickname “Cool Arrow” by Spanish-speaking Hispanics. He was Native American so “Arrow” like arrowhead and he was cool so “Cool Arrow”.
 
Cool Arrow = Culero  
Culero = Fag or Asshole