Say What You Can't Elsewhere! (NSFW)

Adán Druego
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Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

@UrbanMysticDee  
Super Massive Black Holes are part of the “Gravitational Positive” movement. No event horizon shaming etc.
 
 
@EverfreeEmergencies  
Yeah, his boy/girl/thing-friend is one of those. Wootmaster’s a perversion of the human form pyschically, mentally and emotionally… typical leftist Twitter sjw.
UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
I just had a really nice bowel movement. I just sat down, loosened up, and it just slipped out without incident. Colon phoned the brain, “We’re all done, Chief! You can get up now.” So I did, and now I’m writing about it. The turd was perfectly torpedo smooth like it was custom made to slip right out an asshole without causing any problems.
UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
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Mike “Pozzed” Posner is a billionaire who owns a mansion made of solid gold  
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on a private island that’s made out of a giant diamond. He’s carried everywhere he goes on a giant golden chariot by hundreds of slaves  
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and his feet never touch the ground because when he walks slaves lay on the ground in front of him for him to walk on. He could go into a police station, snort an entire briefcase of coke  
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and shoot the chief of police and then wipe his tears with million dollar bills and say “I’m a bad wittle boy” and they’ll give him an award. He travels to a different city every night (and disappears “whenever the sun comes up” because he’s a literal immortal vampire  
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and gets up on stage and cries into a wad of cash and says “I’m hurting inside” and all the women and most of the men take their clothes off right there and he gets a blow job from 500 groupies every single night.
 
And despite living the life that 90% of the people in the world would kill for, without mentioning a single negative thing, you don’t want to be like him. Oh no, you don’t. He cries himself to sleep on a bed made of penguins  
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and he swims in a pool of gold coins  
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and he gets to ride the bus standing in front of the yellow line while the bus is in motion AND talk to the driver  
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(And, yes, there is a wiki how to ride the bus with pictures)  
And still, despite all that, you don’t want to live like him because he’s hurting inside.
 
When a rock star says he’s hurting inside girls be like  
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I took a pill in Ibiza (that’s not the right pronunciation, but we can assume he’s so rich he bought the island and changed the name)
 
because doing drugs is really cool (Didn’t Avicii OD?)
 
And when I finally got sober I felt bi-winning!
 
I’m living out in LA, I drive a Boeing Business Jet 777 made of solid gold just to prove I’m a real big baller cause I made ten trillion dollars and I spent it on crack and hoes.
 
But you don’t want to be high like me,  
cause I’m hurting inside.  
You don’t want to rid a bus like they do in India,  
Holding onto the roof for dear life because the bus might come by once a week.  
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You don’t want to be stuck up on that stage singing,  
Stuck up on that stage singing,  
All I know, I’m hurting inside, I’m hurting inside.  
Darling, all I know, I’m hurting inside, I’m hurting inside.
 
I’m just a singer, who’s already blew his load.  
I’m swimming in bitches  
Cause I’m the fucking richest  
And I’m someone nobody’s forgot.
 
And I can’t keep a girl, no  
Cause as soon as the sun comes up,  
I cut ‘em all loose and work’s my excuse  
but the truth is I’m a vampire and need to sleep in a coffin full of my native soil during the day.
 
But you don’t want to be high like me,  
In India they’ve got designated shitting streets,  
You don’t want to step off that roller coaster made of gold and dive into a pool of diamonds.  
You don’t want to rid a bus like they do in India,  
Holding onto the roof for dear life because the bus might come by once a week.  
You don’t want to be stuck up on that stage singing,  
Stuck up on that stage singing,  
All I know, I’m hurting inside, I’m hurting inside.  
Darling, all I know, I’m hurting inside, I’m hurting inside.
 
I took a private rocket that burns orphans with diseases to my hometown  
I brought my pride and my ego  
You (don’t) get to bring friends  
They’re not my friends  
Don’t worry, no charge for them.  
Why would I want them?  
They were trying to grab your prize.  
They work for the mercenary,  
the masked man.  
Bane.  
Get ‘em on board, I’ll call it in.  
The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists Smee, Maimen, and Dr. Paveleer,  
Button Lee, Juan Avieu  
First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft.  
Who sent you to grab Dr. Pavel?  
He didn’t fly so good, who wants to try next?  
Tell me about Bane? Why does he wear the mask?  
Lots of loyalty for a hired gun!  
Or perhaps he’s wondering  
Why someone would shoot a man  
Before throwing him out of a plane.  
At least you can talk. Who are you?  
It doesn’t matter who we are, what matters is our plan.  
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.
 
(Synthesizer solo)
 
If I pull that off will you die?  
It will be extremely painful.  
You’re a big guy,  
For you.
 
Was getting caught part of your plan?  
Of course!  
Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours.  
We had to find,  
Out what he told you.
 
Nothing! I said nothing!
 
Well, congratulations! You got yourselves caught!  
So, what’s the next step of your master plan?  
Crashing this plane, with Noshur Viverse!
 
Noooooo! This can’t be happening!  
I’m in charge here!
 
(Synthesizer solo)
 
(Spoken) No,  
They expect,  
One of us in the Wreckage Brother.  
Have we started the fire?  
Yes,  
The fire rises.
 
(Synthesizer solo)
 
Calm down,  
Doctor now’s not the time for fear, that comes later.  
Calm down,  
Doctor now’s not the time for fear, that comes later.
 
I walked around downtown  
I met some fans on Lafayette,  
They said “Tell us how to make it ‘cause we’re getting real impatient?”  
So I looked ‘em in the eye and wiped a tear with a million shares of Microsoft stock and said:
 
You don’t want to be high like me,  
In India they’ve got designated shitting streets,  
You don’t want to step off that roller coaster made of gold and dive into a pool of diamonds.  
You don’t want to rid a bus like they do in India,  
Holding onto the roof for dear life because the bus might come by once a week.  
You don’t want to be stuck up on that stage singing,  
Stuck up on that stage singing,  
All I know, I’m hurting inside, I’m hurting inside.  
Darling, all I know, I’m hurting inside, I’m hurting inside.
UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
Women: Being 99.9% naked in public, adopting lordosis behavior and shaking your ass, and having infinity billion sexual partners is liberating.
 
Also women: Men belong to a secret cabal designed to oppress us and they see us as nothing but sex objects and being sexualized by men is oppression.
 
Also also women: Let’s write and share opinion pieces about the top 1% of attractive men with pictures of their ass and crotch and muscles.
 
 
Women: We want equality
 
Also women: We want special treatment
 
 
Women: Complain about lack of women CEOs
 
Also women: Don’t complain about lack of women coal miners and long haul truckers
 
Also also women: Complain very loudly about the possibility of women having to sign up for selective service
Anonymous #C024
I am in the “Say What You Can’t Elsewhere” thread. I can’t say that elsewhere.
Mitchy
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Best princess👗👑
Weeks ago I was at a gas station drinking white cherry powerade and some guy was talking about how that was fucked up, and I thought “Jesus man, mind your own business”
UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
Mike Rowe: Don’t follow your dreams, go into trades brah.
 
Also Mike Rowe: Went to collage, lied, and bribed people to get his SAG membership so he could follow his dream of being an actor and succeeded and became a millionaire TV star.
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