Say What You Can't Elsewhere! (NSFW)

UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
Show me a fat ugly bald guy who is 7th generation working class family who became a millionaire in his 20s. He doesn’t exist. There are all these videos of attractive young women “How I became a millionaire” and the videos are full of lies.
 
How did they become millionaires? Because they’re attractive young women and retarded men give them money to take off their clothes on the Internet even though they have 0 chance of getting sex from any of these women. That’s it. That’s the secret.
 
And I can respect prostitutes, because at least the Johns are getting sex. I don’t have any respect for ethots and the thirsty men who pay them knowing without the shadow of a doubt that these women will NEVER have sex with them. I remember this picture of this ethot posing with $10,000 of computer equipment some retarded man gave her. Some retarded man gave a woman ten grand knowing he’ll never have sex with her. WHY!?! I’ve never been drunk enough or high enough to possibly put myself in the mindset of these guys who will just throw their money away like that. What is or is not going on in their minds?
 
Is it the apocalypse yet? I’m praying for the apocalypse. Maybe God can stop playing sudoku or whatever he’s doing all day and start breaking the seven seals already (by the way, instead of the typical 9x9 sudoku God has a grid that’s ten dimensions).
 
Just think about it for a minute. If you’re so desperate that you’re willing to blow ten grand you could get 10 good hookers or 100 okay hookers.
 
What the actual fuck? These guys who throw their money at ethots are the absolute scum of the earth. The Taliban are better. At least the Taliban are giving medical treatment to the heroin addicts the US occupation created.
Aru-wu
Boot badge - It's Bootiful

Acres was here
im gonna say it. Applejack is not an appealing pony, i just never found her awesome or cool in any way, her entire personality revolves around “oh look at me im a country pony that only likes work”
UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
Bitchute is nowhere near as fun as youtube was in 2007. I like that I’m getting views there, but there’s no community there. I don’t watch videos from half the channels I’m subscribed to and there’s no messaging app.
 
I don’t get notifications of comments, there’s no option to post video responses (which was the best thing about early youtube, when they got rid of responses and added monetization they killed the platform). I put up videos, share them out, watch the number go up a little, and that’s it. I wait until the average view count reaches 170 and upload a new video. And that’s it. That’s all I do with it. There’s a very sizable percentage of the user base who are edgelord retards or LARPers and trolling them is no fun because they post the same copypasta shit comments on every video hallucinating Jews hiding behind every corner. “Da Jooz are responsible for my ex girlfriend breaking up with me!” Maybe she broke up with you because you’re a shitty person, did you think of that?
Adán Druego
A toast - Incredibly based
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

@TheGamerPainter  
No, Arces is a secret agent with a tux like that.
 
Acres: The name’s Acres…  
Acres: …  
Acres: …this really doesn’t work well with only one name, honestly.
 
@Aru-wu  
Who are you to judge? Urine is a time-tested method of whitening one’s teeth and it’s free.
Adán Druego
A toast - Incredibly based
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

@Aru-wu  
Yes, apparently some guy back in Ancient Greece would walk around smiling all the time and Plato, who disliked the guy, said he was just making a fool of himself because to have such nice white teeth, he must have gargled with urine every morning.
 
It’s due to the ammonia in the urine, I believe.
UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
@Adan Druego  
I’m reference Plato a few times in my book, and recommend his Republic at the end in the recommended reading section.
 
I call him out on his interpretation of Orpheus.
 
I also call Aristotle out on his interpretation of Achilles and Patroclus.
UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
The reason mares are better than human women is because there’s a 10:1 sex disparity in favor of mares in Equestria, so they are the ones who have to compete for men, not t’other way round. That means they can’t just say “I have a vagina, worship me. I have a shit personality and you gotta deal with it, but you need to be a millionaire and the top 1% of 1% of good looking men and I don’t have to do anything.” Since women in Equestria compete for men they actually have to develop personalities that aren’t shit. They need to be interesting, kind, compassionate, supportive, and useful, not just window dressing that provides robotic sex.
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