Say What You Can't Elsewhere! (NSFW)

I’ll spoiler this.  
||I wonder why my balls get so big every couple of days. ||

@Dex Stewart  
now that is Sherlock level mystery

@Aru-wu  
How about Velma Dinkley instead?

@Dex Stewart  
Testicular cancer

@Humble Oriathan  

@Humble Oriathan  
well that came out of the blue
 
@Dex Stewart  
i call it, movie night with the boys

@Aru-wu  
He was wondering why his balls were getting so big. I merely gave him a suggestion on what it could be in hopes I saved a man from becoming half a man.

@Humble Oriathan  
guys are really worried about having no balls?

@Dex Stewart  
Are you using them?
 
@Aru-wu  
Yeah. Imagine if one day you lost your tits. Throws your whole body off balance. Not to mention, in this case, your whole body’s hormonal balance.

@Aru-wu  
Well yeah. They are nice to have for the whole continuation of the species thing.
 
Also where are we supposed to store our pee?

@Officer Hotpants  
sometimes i wish we dint had tits though because big cup size runs in our family but weak back as well. so you can guess that my mom has back pains from it not mention that i cannot lay on my stomach which WAS my favorite position to sleep when i was like 9 but since then i curse my anatomy each time im trying to get comfy in bed
 
@Acres  
acres. i GUARANTEE you no girl will shed a tear if some stinky mod wont be able to pass down his ugly ass face to someone else

@Acres  
That’s what the sack is for. It’s a backup.
 
 
@Aru-wu  
Big-tiddy Aru GF confirmed.

@Officer Hotpants  
i woud think its a blessing it really is not, when i go on my daily jogs imagine as if you running in sweatpants with your phone in your pocket, so i have to in very specific way to avoid too much sway if you get me

@Aru-wu  
There’s at least 2

@Acres  
and who are those 2? hM? a girl that you goes to another school?

@Aru-wu  
I don’t go to school anymore

@Aru-wu  

@Officer Hotpants  
Dang those look potent

@Acres  
that was metaphore, but im not expecting you to have ANY girls acres besides you are mega gay becouse you cant talk to women in first place
 
@Officer Hotpants  
wtf officer! delete its creepy! i do not have THAT big of a jugs but still its weird!

@Officer Hotpants  
I can’t believe you’d doxx them like this.

@Aru-wu  
I’m fairly certain there’s a type of bra made to solve that specific issue.

@Napsack  
the fact that i smile in such pompous smirk with 2 beefed dudes holding up my stuff is just so creepy to me im sorry but women dont casually hand out there love handles like that

@EverfreeEmergencies  
yes i know. and i use it. does not mean that sway is eliminated just reduced.

@Acres  
I’ll say. They’re glowing.
 
@Aru-wu  
I wish you could see how hard I’m laughing right now. There are tears in my eyes.
 
Also you have no idea how long it took me to make that fucking hoof to look right.
 
@Napsack  
Aphru-wu.

@Officer Hotpants  
OFFICER! YOU FUCKING DINGUS! I WILL PERSONALLY MOLEST YOU FROM DAWN TO DUSK IF YOU DONT DELETE SHIT! WHY WOULD YOU EXPOSE IN SUCH SCENE
 
also…. yea i just noticed it! pretty impassive like would go to these lengths JUST because i mentioned my beasts ONCE! like oh my gawd i have so many thoughts going but i cannot express any of them
 
you sure put alot of effort for a joke. i give you that. first its the “i know everything” meme now this?! im kind of scared of you now the lengths you go to bully me is unfathomable