Random Nonsense Thread

@UrbanMysticDee
You believe that Bill Gates is actually eating synthetic crap?

All those rich humanitarians will continue to eat real meat.
But as they limit the production, the rest of us will be priced out.

@Fleur de Lis
I believe Bill Gates needs a bra. I don’t know if he’s eating or injecting anything that’s causing that, I just think it’s funny.

@Twiface

There’s no point in killing a dead horse

@UrbanMysticDee
What if the horse resurrects itself?

“Black Entertainment Television is the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life!”

@UrbanMysticDee
Don’t you mean ‘Black EVIL Television?”

@Twiface
That’s right. It’s very evil.

Does deep frying banana peels in CocaCola really eliminate fat?

Either you get the references, or you don’t.

@UrbanMysticDee
it is you who must be eliminated.

@Anonymous #1DB3
You again? You two should just meet up in real life and settle your differences in a duel. I’ll be your second Dee, just tell me when and where!

(Duels are legal in New Jersey, right? Isn’t that why Hamilton and Burr went there?)

@Anonymous #1DB3
How about Russian Roulette between you, Badheart and Dee, Instead?

@Twiface

@UrbanMysticDee

No, just no. If you’re going to upload pictures of girls eating waffles on this site, keep it pony related.

@Twiface

@UrbanMysticDee
That’s better.

In the movie World War Z they somehow run from Jerusalem to Ben Gurion Airport while fighting zombies in under 30 minutes with someone who received massive trauma. And that was with several stops along the way.

The fastest marathon is just over 2 hours. The distance they traveled is 6 percent farther IF they were traveling in a straight line, which they weren’t. Google says it’s 45 minutes with a car, 13 HOURS on foot.